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It has been a little while …

… since I’ve done an update :D

I had a GREAT time in Florida all on razzle dazzle and My sissybear who paid for My business class upgrades :D  Our junior penthouse suite was pretty small, great views, and we didn’t really spend too much time inside the room anyways ! It was perfect to have a little mini vacation, the weather was amazinggggg the entire stay – middle 70s which is perfect for what I wanted to do anyways — NOTHING except lay in the sun and EAT !!!!!  I was rewarding Myself for doing 28 days of straight fitness !  My bestie and I met up with MEGGERZand TwistedToes for the day while we were there and had SO much fun.  Four bitchy, spoiled and demanding females in bikini’s ?  it was like a SUB’S dreammmmmmmm.  There have been some rumors about Meggerz going around the net for a while, and I can tell you – she’s REALLY cool.

Our " penthouse " lol

from balcony in

My bedroom

2nd bedroom

kitchen

sunrise from the room

sunset :D

When I returned – I had friends from Michigan that came in for a long weekend so it was BUSY and hectic, and then there was My davey’s Birthday and headed to the Immortal Tour VIP which was amazing.  Would I see it again ? probably not, the regular Cirque shows are MUCH better, but what’s $252 a ticket ? NOTHING :D

goofball lol

6th row

It calmed down for a little bit, and then headed straight into STL Mardi Gras.  People ask why STL for the 2nd largest ( obviously New Orleans is first lol ) party in the country ?  and to be honest I have no idea.  It has something to do with the man who founded this area being french and all that.  We actually have a french creole, this IS the gateway to the west, but even as I write and reread that it should make zero sense to you, but screw it.   On Friday before the Grand Parade, they close down the city I live in and essentially it’s an island and you can’t get in or out, unless you walk it out !  My verrrrry pretty friend MsKatieSavage had her bonita girlfriend in from PR so I had a houseful – this is My first Mardi Gras because even though I used to live downtown, I would NEVER go to this thing bc it’s always FREEZING, and as most of you know, I can’t stand stupid drunk people and I def showed that on saturday evening, because at that point My patience went to ZERO and I let a Cunt know about it.  so let’s just say it got ROWDY at that point.

its early and crowded !

MsKatieSavage and TheAsianGoddess

The picture above was right before we watched a girl get RAN over by a golf cart, and the entire time this bitch HELD ONTO HER PHONE and kept talking.  talent or drunk ?  we laughhhhhhhhed.

Usually I would post a brag blog, but so far this entry is long enough so that will wait until the next time I guess My pretty little money bitches ….

I’m headed BACK to Florida on March 4th for another four days, but this time davey is coming with ME and we will be visiting My parents down in south florida.  I am MORE excited about that than My trip with bestie !   They live in a GIANT old people aka snowbird neighborhood, it’s one of those that they put maybe 7 or 8 neighborhoods that connect together.  I LOVE going there, the pool is always empty, and it’s nothing but a small dog parade and verrrrry quiet  =)  everyone thank razzle dazzle for taking care of THAT airfare too. bahahhahaha.   speaking of razzle dazzle … his two next assignments are — Ipad3 and $4,000. hahhahahaha :D

I’ve had My Niteflirt lines on lately, but then I forget to turn them off at night, and it seems like you freaks only call at 1am ! I’m also thinking about releasing this cache of 10 clips that I have to c4sale, NF and Clipvia - I’m still thinking about it, but before I do that, I’ll be hiring a company that specializes in getting pirated clips off the net so I don’t have that issue, that’s the reason I’ve never really done them because I don’t want My shit all over the place.  I’m still thinking about it — you should convince Me with MORE $$$$$$$.

The 3D camera I got from #1 is awesome, however, the files it makes are HUGE, even for short 1 or 2 minute reward clips.  I need to do some research on that end of it before I start utilizing it fully.

As a reminder My perfectly damaged moneyslaves …. this is not about YOU.  As much as your ego is being stomped on, sometimes it rears its ugly head, and its MY job to shove it back into the dirt where you belong.  My money is NOT be tampered with.  SOME of you I just don’t care enough to mess with.  your stupid dirty lies are transparent, and it just becomes a waiting game.  I hate liars and I HATE boys that THINK they are on super friendly terms with Me – long term or not, if the MONEY isn’t coming forth like it SHOULD BE, there is ZERO reason for Me to talk to you.  I am first and foremost a FINANCIAL DOMME — NOT your friend or your buddy.  I’m the fucking BANK so make your deposit.

I am a few items until 4100 Purchased on My Amazon Wishlist – get Me there by end of the weekend :D  I really need to STOP getting sooooo many pressies all the time.  CASH always makes ME happier and deeply satisfied.  make a note of that.  CASH = ATTENTION - Oh and AAA owes Me at LEAST $200 ! 

VENMO – My favorite way to receive your not so hard earned CASH 


Schedule

My schedule for this week and next is busy busy busy, so here is your warning about not pestering Me without cash :D  This week I’m renting a steam cleaner to do My carpets, bc I can smell the smoke in them and its driving Me insane,  I’ll probably do that on Thursday.  I bought a Groupon to have 3 rooms done for $99 but opps I let that bad boy expire, and two blocks away they rent the cleaners, so I’ll have davey run up there and grab one.  Friday is My lash fluffing and tanning ( only have time to go once before I leave ) and mani.

On Saturday – not only do I have a Birthday gig to go to at the casino downtown, but bestie and Me leave for the airport at 430 am, so I need to be packed and house cleaned by the time Saturday afternoon comes, that means I’ll be extremely busy on Thurs and Fri.  So, we will go celebrate Birthdays Saturday evening, and then My bestie will spend the night and we will leave for airport EARLY Sunday morning, and then obviously we will be in Florida with a ton of spending chances.  I’m meeting up with MEGGERZ and TWISTED TOES while I’m down there to chill with poolside , and again, as a reminder will have My Ignore Lines ON the entire trip.

When I come back on Wed night late, of course Thursday will be recovery day and LATE Friday night, a childhood friend is coming in from Michigan until Monday, so I’ll be running around grocery shopping and prepping for that on Friday.

After THAT visit is My davey’s Birthday and we’re going to see Cirque and I’m really excited for that :D  THEN everything slows back down to normal pace until MARDI GRAS, which no doubt will be INSANE.

So that’s My schedule the next few weeks.

 

Sole Glow in Juicy

AG is beach ready !

CA$H = Attention


One week from today …

I will be lounging on a beach and I’m really too excited about it to be truthful.  I’d rather be someplace exotic and tropical, but since the bestie doesn’t have a passport this has to do, and 75 degree weather is so much more enjoyable than 20.  I’d would’ve also liked to invite KatieSavage but she JUST got back from a 10 day vacation, so next girls trip you should already start saving for because it’s going to be pricey as things should always be for Me.

I WILL have My NITEFLIRT LINES ON during My trip  and special rewards ALWAYS go to good drones who are SACRIFICING for ME.  If you haven’t signed up for VENMO ( you must use MY LINK to sign up ) you should because it’s an amazinggggggg service.  NO FEES and the Tributes are deposited within a few business days.

Oh did you know that I hit 4,000 Purchased items on My wishlist ?  Now you know :D  currently its up to 4008 actually :D  keep it going minions, you spending on ME always makes ME smile with happiness !

This isn’t really a brag blog as usual believe it or not, but just an update about how very unhappy and disappointed I would be if MY BOYS didn’t STEP UP and Tribute MORE for MY trip on Sunday.  There are meals to cover ( for Me and bestie ) shopping of course, upgrades to Business class, rental car and DRINKS a very rare chance to call My NF lines while I’m tipsy at the pool or on the beach will be priceless I assure you. lol.

Also if you have been following My fitness on Twitter you’d know I’m really pleased with how My new little work out routine is going. I’m on to cycle 3 of Jillian Michaels Shred dvd ( last cycle ) tomorrow.  I will do that every day until I leave and when I get back, I’m going to take it down to every other day and start her Abs dvd and see how that goes.  what I know now is that I still don’t have more energy ( although superdave and KatieSavagesay I do ) and I am getting used to drinking more water except I have to PEE constantly, and I’ve found I’m starving ALL the time.  I haven’t changed My diet at all except to cut down on My Mountain Dew addiction ( 8 a day cans ) to maximum of 2 a day, and I’m still drinking coffee daily, but I try to limit Myself to one instead of three.  I’ve skipped two days during the last 16 days with yesterday being one of them, and I paid for it today because My arms feel like jello.  I’m doing big girl push ups now, so I’m getting stronger.  Basically losers, I’m just getting hotter and you’re not :D  although I did inspire My sissybear to start working out again, so thats a positive :D

So I may update before I leave for florida, but I doubt it, but the next update will be full of photos, and adventures with frenchy – including his emails to Me after I go through them, and also screen shots of him once again failing at being a tiny bit useless, that should be a good time for all.

A pleasant surprise is that AAA has come back from his banishment … for now.  he felt AWFUL for not paying what he PROMISED Me, and sent $400 and then another $100.  After all these years he’s still got it bad for TheAG :D  It’s also time to light up whiney as he’s now past due :D  I loveeee lighting up you useless lying bitches ! :D

TRIBUTE with VENMO

TRIBUTE with WePay

TRIBUTE with CLIPVIA

TRIBUTE with Amazon Gift Cards

TRIBUTE by going to get a GD


And all that jazz …

So as usual, My plans have changed.  My superdave trip has been postponed ( YAY ! ) because he’s finally getting into the final stages of the vanilla biz he’s been working on for the last three years.  he says we are about 60-120 days out from our first project !  Funding begins soon for investors and we are really geeked about it.  So in celebration of him having to post pone that class in South Africa, I’m grabbing My best friend ( aka GoddessDivine – now retired ) and we are taking off for four days to Florida.  Obviously not My first choice for a mini vaca, but like I mentioned in previous post she doesn’t have a passport so we are limited to the places with SUN and BEACH until she gets her bootie in gear and gets one – I’m afraid it won’t be very warm, average temps this time of year is only 70′s, but maybe the weather will surprise us.

SO what this really means is YOU get spending opportunities for the rest of the month until we leave.  AGsbitch has already covered the 2 bedroom junior penthouse for us, ( $742 ) so all that is left is airfare ( $450 ) rental car and gas ($100 ) and of course SPENDING CA$H !!! I rarely buy anything in those shit shops, but, I do like to EAT a lot AND I plan on drinking a few cocktails which is NOT in My nature to do so ( I dislike losing any type of control ) so KEEP SPENDING on your PERFECT Goddess who demands nothing but THE best !

I’ll be heading BACK to Florida end of Feb or beginning of March, but will be to south florida to visit My parents – so make sure to save your pennies for that trip as well.  Clearly won’t cost you as much since I stay with them and My Momma is always cooking REAL food, but nevertheless, I do not pay for these things.  This is your DUTY as My minion :D  bahahhahahhahaha

#1 paid My gas and My electric bills this month and stupidnoob paid My cell phone bill ( although the next bill will be due on the 14th so that needs to be taken care of ) and also took care of My cable/internet which is over $200 a month.  I guess I’m watching an excessive amount of pay per view movies !   I also should be doing the MONEY dance this week from #1 with his regular $1000 SMOKING HOT weekly tribute.

blackmailedslut has until Jan 29th to pay what he owes Me … $2500.  There is zero room for error here or bullshit.  If he decides to wank Me, it’s really going to be an UGLY scene, I will gladly recruit other WELL known Dommes ( ie top of their game ) to DESTROY him just for fun.  he’s been warned, and this is a zero tolerance zone bitch.  That should go without saying ! :D

My little sissybear has come quite a long way since the very first time he contacted Me on Twitter.  he’s now sacrificing for ME and MY Greedy wants.  he’s not eating out for lunch, he’s taking every dollar and giving it to ME.  Some New Years Resolutions STICK, and this one will :D bahahhaa.  he bought two amazing dresses ( one I’m waiting for to get in ) and I know that the dress $135 was the most he’s ever spent on ONE item :D  hahahhaha coming along VERY nice.  Just yesterday he sent Me a surprise Victoria Secret GC to My email bc I was feeling a little under the weather !  I LOVE THAT !!!!

marky is easing back in and purchased an amazing poncho off My wishlist and he has two more items to pick up before this week is over :D  I’m sure he’ll be saving to give Me a GREEDcard for My vaca at the end of the month too !  agpayvictim is having some vanilla real life issues, so he’s on hiatus for a hot minute while he gets his stuff together.  I’ve said before, I never mind being patient, and he’s never screwed Me before, so why not ?! :D  it ALL comes to Me in the end doesn’t it ?  Yes it really does.  tommy spent $600 so far this new 2012, and agfucktoy in with $500 - you can believe that I’ll be wallet raping agfucktoy before I leave for Florida :D  hahahha he needs a good FUCKING.

I’ve been working out with Jillian Michaels 30 day Shred.  This is literally the first time since I was 18 that I have exercised on a regular basis.   Its almost killing Me.  I’ve always been perfectly thin, but I noticed I am losing some My toneness, which is completely unacceptable.  I’ve taken My habit of drinking 8 mountain dews a day to 2 a day.  I’m trying to drink more water.  I’ve always been SO blessed with an amazinnnnnggggg body that I’ve NEVER had to maintain so this just plain SUCKS, but superdave says he can already see definition in My legs, but I think he’s just trying to keep Me motivated !  I do NOT want to lose any more weight ( I only weigh 110 on a fat day, I average about 106 ) but a few lbs have already come off =(

Two of My boys ( one present, one from the past ) have lost two people they cared very much about this last week.  and it always pains Me when a good boy is hurting because of death.  I’m so glad I was also blessed with the empathy/compassion gene instead of being a total CUNT 24 hours a day.  seriously ladies who do this, doesn’t that get TIRING ?  complaining and whining is just plain unattractive.  I do My fair share of complaining ( for instance …. Ive been tweeting non stop about working out and being unmotivated ) but what I am not is a negative nancy, and understanding the multi layers of human condition means sure you can ” do what I want ” – but its HOW you do it.  SAYING YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT doesn’t mean ANYTHING.  Are you the type that screams to be heard or uses much more subtle more effective conditioning ?  That is the difference between a girl and a Woman.  Are you the type who screams and cries they will NEVER EVER forgive a boy and then does ?  that’s not control.  thats out of control.    Are you the type of fin domme who screams about ONLY wanting luxury  items and massages and yet still has a bed on the FLOOR ?  Anyway, talking about being negative, this whole paragraph is negative !!! lol  My boys go through ups and downs just like I do.  that means being able to be empathetic when it happens to them.  I tend to surprise My boys with My empathetic side when it’s presented, but I’m not someone who pretends or lies.  Im proud of all of My boys, because they serve The Best.   so My condolences to the two boys that have to deal with the end of a life, you will get through this and come out stronger and better to serve ME.

I am 30 items from 4,000 ITEMS PURCHASED on My wishlist.   That is amazing :D and in case you didn’t know, I didnt even use My wishlist the first 2-3 years that I started online, because I clearly remember being wanked early on the wishlist and did not use it because of that, so you can do the math, but bottom line is : I’m the best.

SOLE GLOWWWW


I’ve forgotten you …..

My life has been extremely busy !  It’s been so long since I’ve even done an update that I’m sure I won’t remember to mention everything and everyone – if you are left out — TRY HARDER.

I’m leaving on Tuesday to go home to Michigan for five days !  dumb bob popped for the car rental charges of $370 – we will be visiting superdave’s family for one day/night, and then on to My families for a wedding.  I’ll be mobile for that CASH only.

Also, in other news — I’m moving at the end of the month.  After four years of being downtown in the city, I’m over it.  over it over it over it.  The new no smoking ban in all bars in the city has forced people outside onto the sidewalks everywhere, and the noise level has risen by 100%.  I can no longer deal !  It’s a bigger place, but I’m about to miss My closet that I had to build in My current place.  We will see, but it looks like I’ll be doing some massive purging !!!  Of course with a new place – the costs associated with a move will be paid for by YOU.   It was an unexpected find, so I wasn’t really mentally prepared to move — and it happened very quickly, but I’m really happy to be leaving the downtown city !

So, let’s see what’s been going on -  My hollywood has TOP notch status ! when My little cucksissy gets a bonus, so do I.  so on top of his weekly $1000 Tributes, he’s also gifted Me with several pressies from My Amazon wishlist and another $1k  – because he knows he can’t resist !   you losers should be very jealous, because hollywood gets a lot of My time, from text messages and phone calls to exclusive candid photos.  HAHHAHA.  his only regret ?  That he didn’t start SOONER !!! now that’s just ridiculously hot :D   we even get into spats.  it’s quite adorable :D   but always, he falls victim to MY charm and devious greedy mind.  We are thinking of a Korean tattoo to bind him further to MY whims and greed.  CASH is always what I want MOST – you wouldn’t think so because of the length and abundance that is MY wishlist, but it’s sooooo true.

whiney has come and gone – annoying the hell out of Me until just last night, but I’m sure he’ll act up again and be begging to be blackmailed and hung out to dry.   he had to be taught a little lesson last week, and it cost him, but that’s what he gets !   he had to purchase a new table and chair set as punishment for his gross actions :D Offending and picking a fight with My dear friend HaughtyFemDom is NOT the way to stay in line – and you paid didn’t you ?  whiney had to pay for Apple TV and an adaptor for her PS3 !!!   During the last few weeks of service though – he’s been better than he’s ever been before when he comes begging – so at least that has improved.  he wasn’t late ONE time with his weekly obligations, but he did cause some trouble !   Another favorite gift from him was My new Schwinn crusier bike.  It’s awesome, and came pretty much assembled – it took superdave about 30 mins to put it together.  It rides verrrrry smooth, and I’ve been riding about twice a day to the Arch and back which is about 4 miles.  It’s a ton of fun, and I’m very pleased with it !

Schwinn Cruiser & Basket from whiney

I also had whiney pick up ALL the accessories for the bike, including two neat bike seats, two insulated water bottles ( pictured above ) a universal bike tool, air pump ( wrong kind, returned ) bike lock, and TWO different baskets for each of My dogs.  he also bought Me a new crossbody Coach bag, several dresses, and a pair of GZ’s that were on sale, and actually ended up being a favorite pair !!!

GZ's from whiney

Also since I’ve last posted — little marky came back for about two weeks – he completely overspent :D tehehehe.  I squeezed almost $1500 of cash and pressies out including a new Canon Powershot Elph – I’ve soooo missed it’s features !!! I love the Samsung, but the Canon just reacts faster – and I love the color accent feature that I can only get on a canon =) verrrry happy with that gift.  but ultimately he disappointed Me by getting overly excited and promised what he couldn’t deliver.  until next time marky ….. =) tehehehehe – NO PIC bc I cant find it.  I’ll add it to the next update

boobiezombie spent about $200, agpayvictim I took for at least $600 — the actual number eludes Me.  he falls deeper and deeper into MY web … it’s that kind of slow drain that is SOOOOOO hot !  he’s off the hook for My trip in October – so I’m sure I will assign him a big ticket item for MY new place.  I love giving him goals – he works well for them to be made and hasn’t failed ME yet ( like some of you bitches )  My sissybear bought ME two new dresses that I LOVEEEE – no photo though – I got lazy – and also sent several amazon gift certicates which please ME – MOREEEEE :P    hahhaha fucktoy was on fire the other night with $1900 spent in GC’s and CLIPVIA tributes, and I didn’t even go on CAM.  HAHAH just kept sending photos of MY lucious ass, and he couldn’t resist.  I love fucking MY fucktoy that’s for sure !   random $200 via CLIPVIA again for a boy who will be nameless who has been wanting to see Me on cam since Glamworship days, and then at the end, we both decided we weren’t matched.  WHY ?  Because I really have no interest in cam to cam,  and when I do its because I’m screen shotting you —— but I’m not the type who wants to see you put bengay on qtips and then put them in your dumbstick, no I don’t want to see you piss yourself.   I’m too involved with ME :D   I know .. I’m totally self absorbed – damn right  I am.  I’m not saying I will NOT cam to cam,  I have and will in the future once in a while, but not My bag, so when you ask Me to see your cam — just know I’m hurling inside, and that you will be paying a PREMIUM tribute for such !  peter came around and sent $100 too.

Other surprises include a mango order and new bathrugs from twitter admirer <3  I love waking up to his DM’s on twitter to tell Me he’s purchased something.  he never seeks attention or drama.  the maxi dress he got Me is SOOO comfy and perfectttt length !

Mango Order from twitter admirer

I also received from AGsbitch the new Ipad 2 – 32G.  It’s pretty awesome !!!!!  he’s My little apple boy.  he’s already bought Me one of the two exisiting Ipad 1′s that I have.  and also bought My Iphone4 in Feb.  HAHAH I love it.   I enjoy keeping him broke so he doesn’t slut around, but they ALWAYS find a way to slut around don’t they ? teheheheh.

IPAD 2 & Leather Cover from AG'sbitch Ipad2 - $720 !

Ipad2

More goodies include the following :

Vera Bradley overnight bag and King size sheets from My hollywood

MagicFlightBox from marky, polish and 24k Gold mask from hollywood

one of the baskets whiney got ME - modeled by AbigailLOVE this device. thank you JAPPYPRINCESS for recommendation

from whiney & Twitter admirer

Coach flippies from MY hollywood !

RayBan sunnies for superdave from whiney

Splendid Bikini from sissybear's GC

Coach bag from whiney. VeraBradley fanny pack from hollwood. hat from Twitter Admirer

LOVE this silk maxi dress from whiney

diesel shorts from twitter admirer, yoga & screen protectors from AGsbitch

Mango dress from whiney - LOVE IT

LOVE this device. thank you JAPPYPRINCESS for recommendation

Expensive LaPerla from hollywood ( clip released on Kinkbomb and Clipvia )

As you can see, I’ve been busy collecting pressies !!!!  My Amazon Wishlist is a mere ( edit ! ) SIX THREE items away from 3,400 Items Purchased !!!!  It’s THE wishlist to be on.  Other lovely ladies are gaining on Me fast — so push Me over the edge.  I won’t be as active with it after I move and get all the things I want from that — I’ll let another lady take over THE top spot where I sit now — aren’t I sweet ? tehhehehhee.

I’ve spent a TON of time at the pool this year already.  I’ve hit SixFlags twice already.  Once with LuxxuryPrincess and once with MsPerfectPeds.   I plan on ONE more time this year — but probably during Fright Fest in October to ride at night.   I’ll be busy this month though packing and purging – but I MUST have MY pool days.  I miss WATER so badly in the summer.  FRESH WATER — NOT river water.  lol ewwwwwwwwwww.

I deserve $$ MORE $$

As you can see, I’ve been bussssssy !!!  BUT I did upload to KINKBOMB and CLIPVIA STORES  this week, and have already begun to see some action.  I’ve released FOUR clips on Clipvia and two on KinkBomb ( so far )  If you are a special boy, you’ve already received these – and even MORE special boys got their own custom audio to the clips :D    The latest clips are 1. TOES, SOLES and ASS and 2. BIKINI & LaPerla.   I haven’t uploaded them to Niteflirt yet, but I hope to do that before I leave to Michigan so you can click and pay while I’m away !

BUY EM NOWWWWWWWW ! CLICK and PAY

Reminder :  you work for ME.   you are a drone.  you are MY victim.  you do NOT have choices, you do NOT have options.  you are a weak male who needs Me to drain and abuse you.  This is what you were BORN to do.  you may deny it for long periods of time — but you know better than anyone — you will always fall OFF the wagon, right into MY Greedy arms …. I will always be BALLS deep in your wallet.  always.

Sole Glow. Don't resist. GIVE $$

Also, I believe that the RETREAT for Dommes has been called off.  I can’t believe how much HATE mail I got about if this person goes, they won’t be going, and they can’t afford it ( can’t read when I wrote NO BROKE BITCHES ? )  so HaughtyFemDom and I will be keeping it to a group of no more than 5 Ladies who want to work together and relax someplace paid for by you =) suck it

I feel like I’m forgetting something — so if I am, sorry – I’m already bored writing this.  GO SHOPPING NOW!!!!!!


Update 1 – Florida

Have you been waiting patiently for an update from The Asian Goddess ?  I know it’s been bothering Me not to have these done – so I can’t even imagine what you weak pathetic boys are going through waiting and waiting for an update :P

It’s currently SNOWING outside …. the big fluffy kind of snowflakes.  It’s really depressing because last week when LuxxuryPrincess and MsPerfectPeds and ME when to spend the night at Lemp Mansion ( update following this one ) it was 75 degrees out and I was rocking shorts !  Now its SNOWING.  The midwest weather is so ugly in non summer months.  ick.

Anyways, I’ll try and remember My five day trip to see My parents in Florida ….. If you’ve ever traveled with Me, you would know I have picked up some traits from My Dad ( nuture vs nature ) and I MUST print out everything – itinerary, boarding passes, car rental info, everything.  Even with tech today, I checked in via My Iphone and still printed out the boarding passes.  you don’t even want to know the amount of paperwork I had when I went to Mexico or the cruise last year :P     So let’s see – tfloser paid for My airline tickets ( $600 plus ) and raz paid for My rental car ($260 ) so I had NOTHING to pay for … as usual.  We arrived around noon – took a little 40 minute drive to the middle of NO WHERE in Florida and entered My parents gated place.  there are about 50 different condo associations in there.  weird.  lots of old people of course and every few minutes you’d get a look at a small dog.  it’s a small dog parade down there :D    

I really just relaxed and enjoyed My family – five days would seem like enough, but it wasn’t.  I could’ve stayed for weeks ! =) you losers also paid for My neice to fly down to see My parents as well so it was nice to have her around =) even if she was a crabapple bc she missed her boyfriend.  < eye roll here >  I did some drinking with her at the local bar next door — she was MUCH nicer then. LOL.   I did spend some time in the sun – but not nearly as much as I wanted to.  I took My neice shopping and of course while I was there – hollywood made  $500 cash deposit directly into My bank account. LOVE that !!!! :D   hahhahahhaha.  

My parent’s condo is in a marina, so we went for a walk, and at the end of the dock were manatees.   all you see is their little noses come up for air !!!  lol.

manatee !!!!!! :D

Hitting the pool for some much needed SUN and warmth — this was before an attack of black weird looking bugs attacked everyone at the pool.  they would come out in swarms !!! 

dipping My Toe$ in the pool

loser bathroom pic!

My neice and I headed to Coconut Point and did some serious shopping, and also headed to the Miramar Outlets right up the road !  I went shopping on hollywood of course, which I loveeee.  I really had no intentions of buying anything for Myself – I have YOU losers for that nonsense !  My neice is very persuasive :P   It rained one day so we went to see a movie — blah blah blah.  boring stuff for you losers to read about I’m sure, but I needed that trip to restore My mind and soul from this longgggggggg gray winter :D   

I did however send Iphone pics to AAA aka pastysalve while he was at work.  LOL he thought I was UNFAIR for sending him bikini shots.  how DARE he. LOLOLOL well it cost him $700 before I left — did you ever think you would read about someone who thinks I am unfair for showing him pics that YOU losers will never see ? 

hahhaha. drool – then pay.

Next update will be on the Haunted Lemp Mansion !!!   Update 3 will be what you losers are really waiting for – Pressie, Tribute and loser updates !!!! :D

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Viva Mexico !

I’m back in the cold and the snow !!!  I had an A M A Z I N G time thanks to little agpayvictim – first class accomadations all the way — business class flight upgrades thanks to aussie oinkers :D   I got a killer 80 minute swedish massage poolside which was desperately needed,  I soaked in My personal hot tub and the resort hotel every single day, and spent lazy days at the pool on outside beds :D   that’s how I LOVE to vacation ( not superdave’s cup of tea – he can’t stand laying out in the sun ) which is to do NOTHING and just soak in the sun and listen to the ocean.  My suite was just as I expected ( I did massive research on trip advisor and every other travel site I could find ) – gorgeous and the balcony and the view MADE the trip.  It was WAY too fast, next time I will be going for much longer !   

I don’t speak much Spanish ( other than what you learn in highschool ) but I didn’t have any problems communicating with locals and resort crew.  the resort was like Disney World as far as cleanliness, in fact, at times it was CREEPY bc the place was SO clean and lots of crew members constantly cleaning – and I’m talking about hand cleaning stair railings clean !  not a cup or a ciggie butt on the ground EVER !!!

I didn’t take hardly ANY pics of Myself — I guess I was just too absorbed in the scenary to care !  the pics below in the slideshow I basically took an hour before I left the resort and it was kind of cloudy, so I guess you’ll just have to imagine :P   

Many people and friends were concerned about Me traveling to Mexico alone.  I laugh at this – I’m quite independent and don’t NEED or really WANT to be around other people when I’m in relax mode – and Mexico – where I was, a tourist city, is SO safe – just use your common sense and you’ll be fine – just like you would be IN ANY CITY IN THE USA.   I could definietly tell who was American and who wasn’t.  you men really gross Me out the way you LEER and STARE at pretty ladies ( yes I’m talking about ME ) you fat ugly freaks.  REALLY ? do you think I would ACTUALLY be interested in speaking to you ? omfg that’s a JOKE.   From what I understand right now – the main clients are coming from Brazil, Austraila and Canada and USA.   there were A LOT of thongs and speedos.  a ton !   very few Americans there, but the ones that WERE there were an embarrasement, so much so that I didn’t even want to admit I was from the USA.  yes, people, THAT bad !   of course, as soon as the wifeys show up – the ” men ” are all quiet and well behaved.  makes ME SICK.  do you wifes NOT KNOW who you are married to ?  gross. gross. gross !  

I’m already planning the rest of the year’s travel.  I have the travel bug BAD !  I’m headed to Florida first week in March to visit My snowbird parents for 5 days, and in October, planning a trip to United States Virgin Islands St Johns for our first Anniversary trip … going totally eco resort – this pleases superdave :P    Maybe the Bahamas first week of December too with HaughtyFemDom !!!  In between these planned trips, I’m sure I’m going to be making last minute destination deals on expedia :P   Jamiaca sounds fun yes ?  get those wallets out boys – I have ENOUGH stuff from My wishlist, now its time to make your MONEY make amazing memories and photos for ME ! bahahhahahahha yesssssss.  

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I’ve got more pressies to update you on – but it took Me forever to do the above slideshow, so I’ll finish a pressie update this week or something.  I’m sure you’ll appreciate it won’t you bitches ?  Here is a personal video tour of My suite !

MORE $$$$$$$$


2011 here I come …

My Birtmas is officially over and SOME of you nerds did really well for Me and some .. not so much !!!  This is going to be a LONG post so sit back and get ready to READ !!!!

My last post I challenged you losers to get MY Amazon Wishlist up to 3,000 items purchased by Jan 1 – and you DID IT !  pat yourselves on your hump back !  I’m currently up to 3011 items purchased !  YESSSSSS.   it was actually razzle dazzle that put the final items into his cart while I was sleeping !  Apparently he couldn’t resist buying because of the new animated gif made by peanut and so he KNEW he had to submit !  you all remember raz right ?  he bought ME an Ipad last summer and then disappeared.  Oh you slutty boys !  whatever, I get what I want, when I want it, so one boy falls off the face of the earth – there is always another boy willing to take up the SLACK !  anyways, he’s deposited over $400 into one of My accounts and hit My wishlist for 9-10 items.  HAHHAHAHAHAHA that’s what I’m talking about — oh yeah … MORE MORE MORE !!! :D :D:D

bitch bingie has done a FAIRLY good job at satisfying My Greed – January bills were due, so he happily paid them all — Cable was $220 and My cell phone bill was $315 ( opps had a balance from last month bc hollywood ONLY paid $150 on it ) and also My electric bill, and I have ZERO idea how much that was for bc I haven’t even gotten My bill yet this month ! HAHHAHAHA !  Also this hit My Greendot account from bingie

I love your $$$ in MY accounts !

from a twitter admirer ! goodbye rebook easytones ! they are amazing

travel size of My new favorite skincare line !

Marciano from PRINCESS LINDSAY aka SRB !!! how SWEET is she to get Me a Bmas gifts ? :D

some stuff from banishedboy

from bingie of course ! HAHHA

bingie's FIRST pair of GZ's !! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I actually lost the GZ’s for a minute.  I was looking for one of the tops that bingie got ME and forgot where I put it ( who does that ?! ) and found both tops in the GZ box.  LOL I bet bingie cant wait to PAY for some photos and maybe even a little clip of ME in them.  in fact, I KNOW he can’t wait. bahahhahahhahaha.

:d it was a good Birthmas !

click the photo for a short short clip.

That’s a lot !!! but is it ENOUGH ?  you drones already know the answer — NO !!!!  HAHHAAH  peanut was the FIRST to Tribute ME in 2011.  that’s right losers, he BEAT YOU to it — HAHHAHAHAHA — :D :D:D and also made ME the new header and animated gif for My blog !!  Awesome !  I will be sending him something special this week !!! and of course pastyslave ( AAA ) was the first to Tribute on My Actual BIRTHDAY of $200 ! woot ! peter sent $75 – and I got a random $100 from a boy from mfds.  nice.

on Saturday night I was looking in earnst for My Mexico trip — I kicked around Jamaica, Puerto Rico, St Thomas, Rivera Maya, Bahamas  — and I settled on basically My original thought — MEXICO.  now as you might remember boobiezombie paid for that trip ALREADY – but then we ” broke up ” so I spent that money on Christmas for OTHER PEOPLE.  :D :D:D  guess who popped up in MY IM during My 3 hour search ?  agpayvictim !!!!  AND he was talking about how he wanted to do MORE for Me — I keep him on a pretty short leash bc he’s so young and I don’t want to make the same mistakes I’ve made in the past with boys and ruin him, so I’ve always assigned him trips, airfare, or bigger purchases ( he bought My sectional sofa last year and also the net book ! )  why does HE get this honor when the rest of you dont ?  BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH !  hahha and in true spirit of doing MORE for ME — this is what happened !

1 of 3 from agpayvictim !

2 of 3 from agpayvictim

3 of 3 from agpayvictim

SO first I found this SICK deal on travelocity – 5 diamond star rating – swim up master suite and airfare for cheap — but I dicked around too long – because of course in the mean time I went to the actual hotel site and found the same suites were $600-$800 a night !!!!!!!! wtf ?!  and they are NICE – jacuzzi on MY balcony with private pool !  I was so excited, anyways, I dicked around too long and when I went to enter MY cc stuff in and that shit timed out and raised it the price nearly 50% !!!  dicks !!!!  so after searching for another maybe 4 hours — I found a 4 diamond star rated hotel that fit ALL My criteria.    you’d be surprised how many of these resorts do NOT have internet access in rooms but only in the lobby.  UH NO – I MUST have internet so I can abuse your wallets while I sun Myself !   So it’s all booked !  Im leaving in 3 short weeks for 4 days !  of course, I’ll upgrade My flight to Business Class on you losers ! :D   that’s a gooooood victimized boy !!!! — oh and on top of that – agpayvictim also sent $300 for My Birthmas ! HAHHAHAHHAHAH I loveeeeeeeeeee My life !   so I’m totally excited !!! he WILL be getting a few special photo sets and clippies as rewards !

jerky paid $200 for My Birthmas — interestingly enough —  some of you boys think giving ME a BIRTHMAS tribute means I have to give you something like pics or a video clip — FUCK YOU !  WHY would I work for Birthmas Tributes ?  wtf ?!  that was nipped in the bud QUICKLY !  No you will not receive attention until I’m satisfied you were used hard enough for My Birthmas – DO NOT msg Me.   agvictim sent in $50 - I think I’ll just wipe My ass with that – AND it wasn’t even on MY Birthmas — it was 6 days later.  FUCK YOU – for now all I can hope is that you DIE bc I’m the only beneficiary on your insurance policy ! HAHHAHAHAHHA – heheheheh

Ok I think that’s it for now — keep making 2011 the best year EVER for ME ! :D :D:D

ps - ” sub4goddesskaren ” on yahoo – MIKE XXXXXX from KANSAS CITY.  you haven’t served ME in TWO FUCKING YEARS.  how DARE you fucking still use an ID associated with ME.  take it fucking down or Sherri is getting a call.  FUCK OFF and die you stupid broke bitch – I already msg’d you on yahoo AND texted you on your cell — don’t make ME go CRUEL on you … STOP USING MY NAME you skinny UGLY person — lol funny enough the few times he would say how handsome other chicks thought he was — HAHHAHAHAHHAHA NO YOU REALLY ARE NOT.

::EDIT:: shortly after I posted this – the ID went away from MY yahoo list.  :D


This and That

Today is Sunday and I’m doing nothing except laying around and watching PPV movies on cable — did you miss Me on Friday ?!  I bet you did – sorry little pets, but I had things to do that kept ME from total destruction of your wallets and credit accounts.  some maybe THANKFUL that I wasn’t online and some of you were NOT.  – which were you ???

So Thanksgiving came and went as it does every year, but I was more excited over My 7th Birthday of MY GLOBES of DESTRUCTION :P   little boobiezombie slapped down $300 to homage and another $300 from AAA ( still to be re-named ) I think I got $50 from victimofag and $50 from peter as well.  not bad for a day that has nothing to do with anything.  lololol :P

Best pressie and favorite boy of the moment so far was boobiezombie laying $1100 at My Perfect feet and TITS for MY vacation in January ! :D that takes care of airfare and hotel for 3 days — now who’s taking care of the shopping ?! HAHHAHAHA.   I found boobiezombie’s favoriteeeeeeeeee navy  bra — think I’ll tease and taunt him some more … after all, I have another 4k to be transferred to MY accounts ! HAHHAHA YESSSS.

Dec is coming up FAST – which means Birthmas and since My Birthday in ON Christmas, that means – the entire month of Dec is considered MY Birthday ! HAHHAHA yessssss.  I loveee this time of year – I have NO mercy, NO patience and take NO shit – you can released easily just for the smallest infractions … so watch your step – I clean up and clean OUT during this month !!!

Oh you missed the BEST time too — on Thanksgiving eve – kind of have a tradition of LuxxuryPrincess and MsPerfectPeds come over and we get pretty shitfaced and play wii games – this year we broke out the xbox kinetic thing and we also played board games and just got plain giggly.  I was so messed up that I forgot to turn on My Niteflirt lines ! lol maybe next year bitches.

Rent and bills are due – make you deposits to receive your rewards ! :D :D:D


A long wordy update

I can’t believe I’ve gone THIS long without an update and so close to My Birthmas too !  Let’s see if I can remember all the things that need to be updated and addressed,  however, if I miss you – then hopefully you’ll make a bigger impression on ME so that I will remember !

I was talking to AAA after I stole $300 from him the other week, and we were talking about the first few times he tributed ME and then wanted to be OWNED by Me, and felt that his ID was a little OLD now since he’s thrown out his old baggage, and I’ve completely and totally have transformed him from his main fetish of SOLES to My CLEVAGE !!!   W/we agreed on a new ID, but let ME ask the fans and admirers if they have something a little more catchy and not so boringgggg.   leave a comment or email ME suggestions to mzasiangoddess@aol.com

I’ve been going on Glamworship every Friday — that’s been My typical MO as of right now anyways.  So what I usually do is turn on MY cam on the most kissable, juicy soles in the world … MINE and let you drool.  its typical that you minions start IMing Me right away begging ME take your money which I GLADLY do.  a youngboy who lied to ME told ME he was an older man, bc typically I don’t have the young subs ( with the exception of agpayvictim who had to prove himself ove the last year …. which he did ! ) for many and various reasons, of which I won’t get into now, but most know My stance on that.  Anyways, My friend MsPerfectPeds was over so we decided to Double Domme him.  HAHAHAH this boy got knocked around to the tune of $1200 !!! HAHHAAH all for SOCKS.  then of course he came clean that he LIED about his age, as if I care.  I just got your MONEYYYYYY !!! :D    jerkingjack also sent $500 for a two minute clip of us berating him in bikini tops.  LOLOLOL.   Sometimes I just adore My life !!!! 

My little peanut sent $225 – which gets him past the 4k mark nicely.   I  know you Ladies LOVEEE to talk about ME and why I treat him the way I do — but frankly, AGAIN, its NONE of your business.  get used it and then get over it.  peanut can’t RESIST My Juicy Yellow Soles.  Yeah, he’s still on My blacklist – so what ? I’ll take him down when I want to.  period.

I’m sure My readers remember boobiezombie ( he’s been around since day 1 of My online presence pretty much ) —– we had a falling out a few months ago when he tried to make ME feel bad ( as if ! ) and like a good ADDICTED boy – he’s BACK.  he started his new phase with sending ME $$$ while I slept — which alwaysssss puts a smile on MY Lovely Face !!!  he has a blog all about ME which I love here’s the LINK – read it !http://donalkis.livejournal.com/and his twitter http://twitter.com/donalkis - you will see boobie zombie is in the works of getting ME a new credit card with a decent limitof 5k ( which I will make him get raised !!!! ) and we’ve already discussed him taking on MY vacation in January !   YESSSS.  Hopefully that trip will be booked by early next week.  I’m totally excited !!!  I haven’t had a vacation by Myself in a LONG time.  I loveeeee going someplace all on My own.  nothing to do, nothing to be bothered with.  the photos are going to be SICK.  I’ve been adding even MORE bikini’s to My wishlist !!!! :D bc that is ALL I will be wearing :D :D:D:D hawtness !   I was going to have agpayvictim pay for this vacation since he’s been MY GO TO sub for vacations – but I think he needs a little mercy break he’s already sent in $400 for it, but I will use that $$ for something else instead :D   that way little agpayvictim can breathe a little.   I know he gets all worked up and I’m not TOTALLY heartless…….. heheeh.

So in keeping with MY vacation — I’ve got a new boy who’s been buying bikini’s ( bikiniboy ) for ME.  he’s already bought THREE.  one of which has come in – but after this next round – he will hence be called FETCHBOY – a little dog who’s job it is to BARK and FETCH for ME the things that I want MOST from My wishlist.   My aussie oinkers bought ME all the Christmas tree decorations from My wishlist, but I still have to go get a tree.  that would be nice right ? lol I left My old tree at My old place ( 2 places ago ) and bringing up a real tree to a loft is a PAIN the ass that I dont want, PLUS you kill a damn tree.  so one of you needs to suck it up — because …. I’m your Savior !!!  

I went and picked up the Xbox kinetic the other night –dumbbob to the rescue !!!  I HATE going to BestBuy – like hate it with a passion, but all the xbox kinetcs are sold out on amazon,and I am NOT paying for one for $600 on ebay, so I bought it online and went and picked it up.  I should’ve gotten the last two that were in stock and sold them on ebay, but I didn’t think about that until I got home.   SO – you should send Me even MORE money and extend that credit for ME ( get those BestBuy cc’s out ) and I’ll do that.  lol :P

little wanking whiney came back for a hot minute to buy ME some new 7 for all mankind jeans and I also made him send Me another $300 just for fun.  of course I got it :D although now that I think about it, I haven’t gotten the jeans yet … I’ll have to go check soon.  he says he’s done, but we ALL know he’s FAR from done.  he’s NEVER done. bahhahahhahaha.   brian paid his $250 and then sent another $250 for another video !  hahahah you boys just loveeeeee My video clip rewards ! which remind ME, I need to start My Bikini Series.  thats gonna be HOTTTTTTTTTT !!!! hhahhahhahaha

My fucktoy has been some fun lately too.  I got into one of his accounts and took $500 one night and then a few days later he couldn’t take it again and I took another $200.  hahahhaha !!! I’m sure it was SOOO Hot to him watching ME drain his accounts on cam. bahahhahaha.  he just can’t stop STARING at My Perfectness and can’t resist.  even when he shouldn’t be spending ! bahhahahahahhaa.

By the way, I hit 2900 items purchased on My wishlist and I’m pretty stoked about it.  3000 items purchased isnt that far off is it ?  can you do it by My BIRTHMAS ?  Let’s put it as a personal challenge to all My boys, minions, drones, worker bees, fans and admirers !!!  I have to tell you that I LOVE getting surprise items from My wishlist from My twitter followers too.  Some that don’t wish to be named have done a KNOCK up job of surprising ME !!!!!   GET SHOPPING !!!!

aussie admirer needs to come out of hiding as well :P   hollywood is in a holding pattern right now, but really, My instict is telling Me he’s wanking Me which is SO strange since he used to take care of My cell and cable for ME, but he’s got a lot going on in his personal life right now, so My instinct also says to be patient.  My sissybear bought ME some new panties and matching bra too —- I bet he wants to wear them instead though ! hahhahahah loveeee it.

I think that’s it.  I’ve missed some small tributes here and there, drive by’s and alike, but I’m not going to name them bc they need to send MORE to be highlighted :D   get on it ! 

BY THE WAY – MY BOOBIES  7TH   BIRTHDAY is on WED ( good looking out AAA ) and yes I do expect homage to My perfect GLOBES of destruction !!!!!!!  :D :D:D:


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