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Update 1 – Florida

Have you been waiting patiently for an update from The Asian Goddess ?  I know it’s been bothering Me not to have these done – so I can’t even imagine what you weak pathetic boys are going through waiting and waiting for an update :P

It’s currently SNOWING outside …. the big fluffy kind of snowflakes.  It’s really depressing because last week when LuxxuryPrincess and MsPerfectPeds and ME when to spend the night at Lemp Mansion ( update following this one ) it was 75 degrees out and I was rocking shorts !  Now its SNOWING.  The midwest weather is so ugly in non summer months.  ick.

Anyways, I’ll try and remember My five day trip to see My parents in Florida ….. If you’ve ever traveled with Me, you would know I have picked up some traits from My Dad ( nuture vs nature ) and I MUST print out everything – itinerary, boarding passes, car rental info, everything.  Even with tech today, I checked in via My Iphone and still printed out the boarding passes.  you don’t even want to know the amount of paperwork I had when I went to Mexico or the cruise last year :P     So let’s see – tfloser paid for My airline tickets ( $600 plus ) and raz paid for My rental car ($260 ) so I had NOTHING to pay for … as usual.  We arrived around noon – took a little 40 minute drive to the middle of NO WHERE in Florida and entered My parents gated place.  there are about 50 different condo associations in there.  weird.  lots of old people of course and every few minutes you’d get a look at a small dog.  it’s a small dog parade down there :D    

I really just relaxed and enjoyed My family – five days would seem like enough, but it wasn’t.  I could’ve stayed for weeks ! =) you losers also paid for My neice to fly down to see My parents as well so it was nice to have her around =) even if she was a crabapple bc she missed her boyfriend.  < eye roll here >  I did some drinking with her at the local bar next door — she was MUCH nicer then. LOL.   I did spend some time in the sun – but not nearly as much as I wanted to.  I took My neice shopping and of course while I was there – hollywood made  $500 cash deposit directly into My bank account. LOVE that !!!! :D   hahhahahhaha.  

My parent’s condo is in a marina, so we went for a walk, and at the end of the dock were manatees.   all you see is their little noses come up for air !!!  lol.

manatee !!!!!! :D

Hitting the pool for some much needed SUN and warmth — this was before an attack of black weird looking bugs attacked everyone at the pool.  they would come out in swarms !!! 

dipping My Toe$ in the pool

loser bathroom pic!

My neice and I headed to Coconut Point and did some serious shopping, and also headed to the Miramar Outlets right up the road !  I went shopping on hollywood of course, which I loveeee.  I really had no intentions of buying anything for Myself – I have YOU losers for that nonsense !  My neice is very persuasive :P   It rained one day so we went to see a movie — blah blah blah.  boring stuff for you losers to read about I’m sure, but I needed that trip to restore My mind and soul from this longgggggggg gray winter :D   

I did however send Iphone pics to AAA aka pastysalve while he was at work.  LOL he thought I was UNFAIR for sending him bikini shots.  how DARE he. LOLOLOL well it cost him $700 before I left — did you ever think you would read about someone who thinks I am unfair for showing him pics that YOU losers will never see ? 

hahhaha. drool – then pay.

Next update will be on the Haunted Lemp Mansion !!!   Update 3 will be what you losers are really waiting for – Pressie, Tribute and loser updates !!!! :D

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I tried to do a HUGE update earlier today, but WordPress was down, so now, it will wait until tomorrow !  for now — here is a rare chance so don’t miss it !

Call ME and My friends Luxxury Princess and MsPerfectPeds ! We are staying the night at a haunted mansion – and we seem to be even MEANER when we are together !!! :D call and get your fix of a total verbal beatdown by 3 mean bitches !!!!

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Valentine’s Day Update

I really can’t believe it’s been two weeks since My last blog update.  I’m going to try and cram everything in, I’m sure your eyes will start to bleed — but then again, do I really care ?!

Valentine’s Day started with a bang with $500 from hollywood and $200 last week !!!  hollywood is now on a strict weekly schedule of $500 minimum EVERY week for his OWNER and Greedy GODDESS :D   The best part, is because I trust him, I gave him My account number to one of My bank accounts that is national and he skipped to the bank and made a CASH deposit directly in.  That is SOOO hot !!!! bahhahah

I’ve had some fun with trustfundloser,  he sent $400 in and paid My cable ( $250) and another bill, ( $ 231 ) then I had him scoop Me up My Florida airline tickets for next month ( March 7-11th) which cost him almost $600. bahhaha and that was on Southwest, so no upgrades this time around !  My rental car cost is $230 get on it.  trustfundloser (tfl) also drank A LOT of  beer and spent A LONG time on cam with Me that lucky little drone – and in the end when he ran out of beer he entertained — or rather tried to — Me by drinking a huge cup of warm beer piss.  I think he was hoping to recycle it.  HAHHAHAHHAHAH I of course took screen shots of it.  the little shit owes Me another $200 so don’t think you’re gonna just slip away for weeks like you usually do bitch.  HAHAHHA.

AAA MY pastyslave has been sacrificing just the way I like — with GREEN DOT !!!  $500 so far this month – and payday is TOMORROW – he got a little surprise MMS today for Valentines Day. hahhahhaha – how many weeks is it before you can release again ?  I totally forget. HAHAHHAA

The BEST gift I’ve received this far this year in 2011 is of course My new Verizon Iphone.  I’m so pleased with it ! of course you know I can’t wait until the Iphone 5 slated for release this summer, and since I was NICE enough to upgrade and not make you pay for the RETAIL price of this phone – that’s NOT how it’s going to be this summer — you WILL be paying FULL retail price for the new one.  Bank on it bitch !!! HHAHAH so raz paid for MY iphone and also sent along $200 AND paid My cell phone bill on top of that. bahhahaha – AND of course went shopping on My Amazon wishlist because he knows he’s obsessed about EVERY SINGLE PART OF ME and he knows that’s his new religion in life — it even makes a presence in his vanilla work day — he sees MY NAME constantly and HAS to obey that craving to sacrifice and give.  raz also bought Me a necklace and matching earrings of plumeria, My favorite flower !!!

another apple product from raz ! HA

A few new boys have come to give the money that is so rightfully Mine lately as well — a new boy named “b” gave ME a few Itunes gift cards which have been used enjoyed A LOT and I need many more of those of course !!!  sissybear bought some cute bebe shorts from My wishlist — do you remember the boy who wrote Me a lovely email and spent about $400 ?  yeah he’s disappeared already, must be having that old age struggle for you drones – - you just don’t get it do you ?  you were born — you were destined to be MY money slave.  the sooner you realize and accept that – the more content in your sacrifice you will be.   I do know who he is now though – and I could swear he’s tributed and served before.  his name looks awfully familiar ! KR :D

jerkoff has  been addicted to My constant abuse of his credit lines. $1300 so far in the last few weeks.  what a weak bitch.  I love easy manipulated boys who KNOW that I deserve it all. hahhaha.  $400 from a footlover from Glamworship – and last week I think there was a slut who dropped about $300 there.  agpayvictim is recovering from the abuse I inflicted ( that he LOVESSSSS ) and sent $100 but more will be coming — I’ve always got plans for his credit line. hahahhaha.    My twitter admirer picked up My 3rd touchless trashcan !  the first one broke from old age, this second one I had went bezerk bc there was a dent in the ” eye ” part so it just opens and closes constantly, and I realllly hate touching trash, so I”m so pleased that it’s coming it, he also picked up My favorite thing in the whole wide world.  dark chocolate covered cherries.  Not the cream ones, ick, and they are already all gone.  and they were delicious ! <3  footwanker came out and bought two pairs of Coach flipflops and another diamond toe ring,  messenger bag for superdave from thecuck.

boobiezombie is slowly trying to come back — again … yeah, I got it like that.  he said himself he’s totally programmed to only be fucked over and abused by ME.  Yeah, he totally is.  that needy fuck !  $1,000 to get back in — I’m expecting the first installment of $500 some time this week and he also picked up another bikini for Me – brazillian of course :D   YOU WISH bitches.

tunic/dress from bingie. arcona from raz

abercrombie from bingie

Refill ! My favorite

Vitamin A bikini from aussie oinkers !

:D necessary !

raz, kurt and twitter admirer

bingie and aussie oinkers

Juicy Jammies from kurtie

VS tshirts bingie and sky dress from kurtie

from footwanker

from cuckie

diamond toe ring from footwanker

from a twitter admirer ! YUM.


2011 here I come …

My Birtmas is officially over and SOME of you nerds did really well for Me and some .. not so much !!!  This is going to be a LONG post so sit back and get ready to READ !!!!

My last post I challenged you losers to get MY Amazon Wishlist up to 3,000 items purchased by Jan 1 – and you DID IT !  pat yourselves on your hump back !  I’m currently up to 3011 items purchased !  YESSSSSS.   it was actually razzle dazzle that put the final items into his cart while I was sleeping !  Apparently he couldn’t resist buying because of the new animated gif made by peanut and so he KNEW he had to submit !  you all remember raz right ?  he bought ME an Ipad last summer and then disappeared.  Oh you slutty boys !  whatever, I get what I want, when I want it, so one boy falls off the face of the earth – there is always another boy willing to take up the SLACK !  anyways, he’s deposited over $400 into one of My accounts and hit My wishlist for 9-10 items.  HAHHAHAHAHAHA that’s what I’m talking about — oh yeah … MORE MORE MORE !!! :D :D:D

bitch bingie has done a FAIRLY good job at satisfying My Greed – January bills were due, so he happily paid them all — Cable was $220 and My cell phone bill was $315 ( opps had a balance from last month bc hollywood ONLY paid $150 on it ) and also My electric bill, and I have ZERO idea how much that was for bc I haven’t even gotten My bill yet this month ! HAHHAHAHA !  Also this hit My Greendot account from bingie

I love your $$$ in MY accounts !

from a twitter admirer ! goodbye rebook easytones ! they are amazing

travel size of My new favorite skincare line !

Marciano from PRINCESS LINDSAY aka SRB !!! how SWEET is she to get Me a Bmas gifts ? :D

some stuff from banishedboy

from bingie of course ! HAHHA

bingie's FIRST pair of GZ's !! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I actually lost the GZ’s for a minute.  I was looking for one of the tops that bingie got ME and forgot where I put it ( who does that ?! ) and found both tops in the GZ box.  LOL I bet bingie cant wait to PAY for some photos and maybe even a little clip of ME in them.  in fact, I KNOW he can’t wait. bahahhahahhahaha.

:d it was a good Birthmas !

click the photo for a short short clip.

That’s a lot !!! but is it ENOUGH ?  you drones already know the answer — NO !!!!  HAHHAAH  peanut was the FIRST to Tribute ME in 2011.  that’s right losers, he BEAT YOU to it — HAHHAHAHAHA — :D :D:D and also made ME the new header and animated gif for My blog !!  Awesome !  I will be sending him something special this week !!! and of course pastyslave ( AAA ) was the first to Tribute on My Actual BIRTHDAY of $200 ! woot ! peter sent $75 – and I got a random $100 from a boy from mfds.  nice.

on Saturday night I was looking in earnst for My Mexico trip — I kicked around Jamaica, Puerto Rico, St Thomas, Rivera Maya, Bahamas  — and I settled on basically My original thought — MEXICO.  now as you might remember boobiezombie paid for that trip ALREADY – but then we ” broke up ” so I spent that money on Christmas for OTHER PEOPLE.  :D :D:D  guess who popped up in MY IM during My 3 hour search ?  agpayvictim !!!!  AND he was talking about how he wanted to do MORE for Me — I keep him on a pretty short leash bc he’s so young and I don’t want to make the same mistakes I’ve made in the past with boys and ruin him, so I’ve always assigned him trips, airfare, or bigger purchases ( he bought My sectional sofa last year and also the net book ! )  why does HE get this honor when the rest of you dont ?  BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH !  hahha and in true spirit of doing MORE for ME — this is what happened !

1 of 3 from agpayvictim !

2 of 3 from agpayvictim

3 of 3 from agpayvictim

SO first I found this SICK deal on travelocity – 5 diamond star rating – swim up master suite and airfare for cheap — but I dicked around too long – because of course in the mean time I went to the actual hotel site and found the same suites were $600-$800 a night !!!!!!!! wtf ?!  and they are NICE – jacuzzi on MY balcony with private pool !  I was so excited, anyways, I dicked around too long and when I went to enter MY cc stuff in and that shit timed out and raised it the price nearly 50% !!!  dicks !!!!  so after searching for another maybe 4 hours — I found a 4 diamond star rated hotel that fit ALL My criteria.    you’d be surprised how many of these resorts do NOT have internet access in rooms but only in the lobby.  UH NO – I MUST have internet so I can abuse your wallets while I sun Myself !   So it’s all booked !  Im leaving in 3 short weeks for 4 days !  of course, I’ll upgrade My flight to Business Class on you losers ! :D   that’s a gooooood victimized boy !!!! — oh and on top of that – agpayvictim also sent $300 for My Birthmas ! HAHHAHAHHAHAH I loveeeeeeeeeee My life !   so I’m totally excited !!! he WILL be getting a few special photo sets and clippies as rewards !

jerky paid $200 for My Birthmas — interestingly enough —  some of you boys think giving ME a BIRTHMAS tribute means I have to give you something like pics or a video clip — FUCK YOU !  WHY would I work for Birthmas Tributes ?  wtf ?!  that was nipped in the bud QUICKLY !  No you will not receive attention until I’m satisfied you were used hard enough for My Birthmas – DO NOT msg Me.   agvictim sent in $50 - I think I’ll just wipe My ass with that – AND it wasn’t even on MY Birthmas — it was 6 days later.  FUCK YOU – for now all I can hope is that you DIE bc I’m the only beneficiary on your insurance policy ! HAHHAHAHAHHA – heheheheh

Ok I think that’s it for now — keep making 2011 the best year EVER for ME ! :D :D:D

ps - ” sub4goddesskaren ” on yahoo – MIKE XXXXXX from KANSAS CITY.  you haven’t served ME in TWO FUCKING YEARS.  how DARE you fucking still use an ID associated with ME.  take it fucking down or Sherri is getting a call.  FUCK OFF and die you stupid broke bitch – I already msg’d you on yahoo AND texted you on your cell — don’t make ME go CRUEL on you … STOP USING MY NAME you skinny UGLY person — lol funny enough the few times he would say how handsome other chicks thought he was — HAHHAHAHAHHAHA NO YOU REALLY ARE NOT.

::EDIT:: shortly after I posted this – the ID went away from MY yahoo list.  :D


Time is flying …

]I’m not sure where this entire year went, but here we are, FIVE days until My BIRTHMAS !!! My little drones have been doing a pretty decent job at keeping My Greed satisfied, and My pressies are staring to pour in !!!

My Favorite Birthmas gift – so far … GUCCI bag from bitchbingie

GUCCI from bitch bingie ( see My Kitty? )

Norton for My Macbook, R&R, belt -bingie

MORE bikini's from fetchboy

7's, Freepeople tops from bingie

It was pastyslave’s ( AAA ) birthday on the 18th and of course he celebrated by sending Me a $100 Greendot !!!  that’s a good groveling slave.  how are those cold showers coming along ? HAHHAHA I might let you release on MY HOLY BIRTHDAY — if My BIRTHMAS GreedCard is BIG enough. bahhahahhahah !!!!!

the fetchboy ( bikiniboy ) has been fetching the things I want like crazy.  there are TWO more bikini’s that are assigned to him on My Amazon Wishlist and a pair of Gucci sunglasses that WILL be coming off for MY Amazing BIRTHDAY as well.  That 2k has been WELL spent.  on ME.  hehehe.   That’s hot, and he’s simply amazed with ease how I steal his hard earned money every time we speak.  LOL.   more more more !

My little agpayvictim got the SHAFT the other day — I GUESS I’ve had so many amazon gc’s come into MY accounts that I didn’t even notice he sent Me $300 in Amazon gc’s back in NOV ! :P   heheheheh needless to say he was only raped MORE.  another $230 hit My account ! :D :D:D  HAHAHHAHA he’s simply and totally SCREWED !!!! and I LOVE it !   jerky sent nearly $800 in as well, he’s climbing the walls begging and dreaming about My reward vids I send him and he just can’t help himself.  SEND SEND SEND !!! he owes ME $300 that he better get to ME pronto – or heads are going to rollllll !

I have literally been raping and abusing bingeboy daily. HAHHAHA – he knows completely that I’m better than him, so he can’t HELP do what he’s been programmed to do : GIVE and GIVE HARD.   what I find really amusing is on My hand written list of things to do …. under the ” reward/incentive clips ” title is “ bingie – enticement “   and of course I didn’t get to it, but not 24 hours after I wrote that on MY list, he’s back in MY email box begging to be used like he does EVERY year.  HAHHAHAH.  I am all knowing and powerful, the sooner you figure it out, the better off you will be bitches. LOLOL.   More GreedCards

not good enough ! MORE !!! =)

My wishlist is up to 2966 purchased !  I’m challenging you to get it to 3000 purchased by the first of the year !!!  should be EASSSSSSY for My addicted drones and worker bees !!!!  bingie is expected to get Me another $500 Greendot tomorrow which will only be applied to Xmas gifts I have to buy OTHER people.  LAMEEEEEE :P but as he knows, and all of you know in fact, I don’t pay for things, even for other people … YOU DO.

3 dresses from bitch bingie

bingie & fetchboy - needed supplies !

this whole line smells like CANDY

newest upgrade from bingie

bingie & fetchboy - I rock.

I’m obviously going to be pretty busy this week.  #FRICAM should still work out okay, and it’s good to see you losers coming out on Friday nights to support My friends like the LuxxuryPrincess and MsPerfectPeds.   I or we will be on GLAMWORSHIP - use code AG0012 on Friday night and I believe the private cam feature is working now, and as always when I’m with My friends I turn on My NITEFLIRT line.  you really need to take advantage of those ways to show your service.

Also, remember the day after My BIRTHDAY ( Birthmas lasts ALL of DECEMBER so just bc the 25th passes, that just means you got another week until the actual holiday is over. hehehe ) I’m leaving to go home to visit My family – 26-29th.  I’ll be updating via Twitter as usual and will be mobile with laptop but I generally don’t get on My laptop too much when I’m home.

Get busy – you got MONEY TO SPEND ON ME !


Quick Post

Yes, another entry … can you believe it ?  I’ve posted nearly every day … of course it’s never what you losers really want to see, and that is photos.  whatever, like I give a shit.  :P

So bingeboy did what he was instructed to of course —- paid My $210 cable bill and My $400 electric bill and sent $1,000 on a Greendot and also he picked up FIVE items from My wishlist – including some Rock and Republic pants that look killllller.  cant wait. :: EDIT :: and for punishment for not knowing how much of My money he had – he has to send another $300 Greendot and also he picked up a few Armani tunics.  :D:D:D

hahahha I love it !!!  Also, I forgot to post AAA ( pastyslave now known as ! ) $500 pretty little GreedCard as well.  I had him right where I wanted him.  he first suggested something like $200 Tribute to My Perfect Globes … HAHAHHA as if.  you know I am relentless and it just kept going up and up and up ! HAHHAHAHAHA

I loveeeeeeee My Birthmas :P  boobie zombie sent $500 last night but he was in a shit mood — he’s such a needy puppy – always has been, he didn’t even last a month before his weirdness kicked in again !  so he’s been released to the wind … again !

bikiniboy ( aka fetchboy ) is still working hard for Me.  FIVE bikini’s and a pair of D&G sunglasses have arrived.  I’m only waiting on one more =) heheheheh.   I’ve also assigned him so SICK ass Gucci sunglasses that he WILL get Me before MY actual BIRTHDAY.    jerkoff sent $500 to ME last night too — he maybe coming into town in a week and half, so I may go meet with him :D   but he better bring BIG MONEY … HUGE money this week and of course the day he visits.  HAHAHHA

I’m also planning a quick trip back home this month – I think I’m going to leave on the 26th and return on the 29th – so someone needs to get ME the airfare for that FAST – I think this would be a great job for agpayvictim !!!!  :D :D:D


#FriCam :P

I hate walking, and hate it even more after this week.  I was able to walk 17 miles this week, today being My best ” time ” so far just over 30 minutes.   I’ve lost like a lb, nothing to brag about, bc My weight as always tended to sway 2-3 lbs back and forth.

Anyways – I’m about to hit the shower and get ready for the already infamous Friday Night CAM !  My perfect yellow peds will grace GLAMWORSHIP this evenin – make sure to use MY code - AG0012 and I’ll be on yahoo messenger for My little drones as well.  I didn’t get My reward clips finished this week, which annoys Me I was hoping for instant energy from this new walking routine, but it hasn’t hit Me yet, so I’m still all sleepy and procrastating, but it will get done, also I need to mail out a BRA to boobie zombie and if aussie oinkers hits MY accounts again $-) he’ll get some pretty special panties as well :P    same goes for Images4Sale, I just didnt get to it this week.  it really is My top priority, so once those tasks have been completed I’ll feel MUCH better about going to My BIRTHMAS. 

bingie reared his pathetic addicted head today with $1k to hit My GREENDOT heheheh and also a new oscilating heater from My wishlist, and I really needed that bc My loft is sooo drafty with My huge windows.  I’ve also sent him email instructions to pay My electric and cable, and also heard from hollywood that a cell payment will be made as well. :D nice.  

OOO also — Guess who’s coming to hang out tonight ?  It’s MsPerfectPeds !!!  We will have our SHEER LAUGHTER NF Lines on this evening as well, because I know how much you freaks love to hear us LAUGH at you !!! :D :D:D -  so maybe BOTH of our Perfect FEET will be on GLAMWORSHIP tonight.  whooo hoooo.

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Officially Day 1

Well – it’s not going as planned that’s for sure !!!  After a fun night of web work with LuxxuryPrincess and MsPerfectPeds with sheer laughter at you losers, as planned, I forced Myself to sleep at 11.20pm and slept …….

I woke up at 1.45am WIDE awake.  I tossed and turned a bit, got up and now have stayed up.  I took a shower and now am watching a dvr’d episode of Kitchen Nightmares on the BBC and it’s 5.44am.  It’s going to be a LONG day :P

In the meantime to keep Me motivated pastyslave ( formally AAA ) was sent to get ME a $500 Greendot and aussie oinkers couldn’t resist sending $350 and bikiniboy ( aka fetchboy ) has fetched four MORE bikini’s and a pair of D&G aviators.  HOT.   $160 per bikini ?  that’s HAWT.    I’ll be working on My bikini series images in short order ! =) peter and boobiezombie sent $100 total.  ALL raped and victimized ! HAHHAHA.

It’s My Birthmas Month — what have YOU done for ME lately ?  Nothing ? then expect NOTHING …. ever.   HOLIDAY and END of YEAR bonus’ should be ROLLING into My accounts.  This is your time of year to SPEND and SACRIFICE.  credit card limits should be raised, spending goes into overdrive because your ugly wife isn’t keeping track of purchases bc of the holidays.  USE THIS TIME wisely and spend on TheAG.    I’ll make ya famous.  :P

PS I’ve been turning on MY Niteflirt lines more than usual.  I like turning them on when My Friends visit so it’s a great chance to hear what we are doing, or confessing your perverted thoughts while we LAUGH at you.  Anyways, it’s usually short notice when I turn them on – and announce it on Twitter, and it’s never for very long – a few hours at most.  Take advantage of this special opportunity, CALL and SPEND.  I’ve also set up My Images4Sale Account and am in the midst of setting up photo zip sets for that account.    I’ve got a billion images from over the years, so might as well use them :P right ?!


This and That

Today is Sunday and I’m doing nothing except laying around and watching PPV movies on cable — did you miss Me on Friday ?!  I bet you did – sorry little pets, but I had things to do that kept ME from total destruction of your wallets and credit accounts.  some maybe THANKFUL that I wasn’t online and some of you were NOT.  – which were you ???

So Thanksgiving came and went as it does every year, but I was more excited over My 7th Birthday of MY GLOBES of DESTRUCTION :P   little boobiezombie slapped down $300 to homage and another $300 from AAA ( still to be re-named ) I think I got $50 from victimofag and $50 from peter as well.  not bad for a day that has nothing to do with anything.  lololol :P

Best pressie and favorite boy of the moment so far was boobiezombie laying $1100 at My Perfect feet and TITS for MY vacation in January ! :D that takes care of airfare and hotel for 3 days — now who’s taking care of the shopping ?! HAHHAHAHA.   I found boobiezombie’s favoriteeeeeeeeee navy  bra — think I’ll tease and taunt him some more … after all, I have another 4k to be transferred to MY accounts ! HAHHAHA YESSSS.

Dec is coming up FAST – which means Birthmas and since My Birthday in ON Christmas, that means – the entire month of Dec is considered MY Birthday ! HAHHAHA yessssss.  I loveee this time of year – I have NO mercy, NO patience and take NO shit – you can released easily just for the smallest infractions … so watch your step – I clean up and clean OUT during this month !!!

Oh you missed the BEST time too — on Thanksgiving eve – kind of have a tradition of LuxxuryPrincess and MsPerfectPeds come over and we get pretty shitfaced and play wii games – this year we broke out the xbox kinetic thing and we also played board games and just got plain giggly.  I was so messed up that I forgot to turn on My Niteflirt lines ! lol maybe next year bitches.

Rent and bills are due – make you deposits to receive your rewards ! :D :D:D


Glamworship

I’ve been invited to be on GLAMWORSHIP.COM and I took the offer.  being online lately is become BORING, so hopefully this will spice up MY online experience and revitalize it !!!

Go to GLAMWORSHIP.COM and put in MY code when you sign up ” AG0012 ” – go ahead and get your little tails over there now and SIGN UP using MY code asap !!!!! :D   the link can also be found on the quick links to the right of the blog.  but you still need MY CODE.  so use it.

I’ve also informed agpayvictim he has the great honor of taking care of MY next holiday.  This time though – TheAG goes alone.  I’m thinking another cruise, this time to the Bahamas ( just four days ) or just jumpin on the plane and taking My ass down to Cozumel again in January.  I can get a SICK suite with a swim up terrace for the cheap.   Anyways, its been assigned to him – and he’s crapping his pants, because with this vacation, he’s basically funded three.  hahhahaha.  he wanted to know why I give him the vacation assignments, and frankly because of the rest of you nutbags can’t be trusted to follow through.  agpayvictim HAS proven over and over that he’s reliable and trustworthy.  MAJOR points in MY book, and that’s the only book that matters !

hollywood and I had a nice little chat the other day, and I’ve given him the responsibility of paying for MY next round of hair extensions ( I made the mistake of cutting them OFF when I got back from MY honeymoon and now regret it a lot ) which will take place around the 10th-ish.  and he will also have the humiliation of picking up not only MY cell – but My HUSBANDS cell bill too.  OH the humiliation of going to in person to PAY MY BILLS.  thats hot.   more bills to pay – step it up drones !

First night back to being online and I cleaned up with about 1k.   drunkdude paid $700 ( that was My cut after TS fees ) and then I got on cam and his iphone didnt work for cam.  LOL .  Okkk then, more $$ in My pocket !  agpayvictim gave $100 and $100 from agfucktoy, peanut sent in the smallest tribute EVER – which will NEVER get him off the BLACKLISTED section. bahahha.  but he DID surprass 4k in tributes.  On to 5k peanut ! bahahhahaha.  I spent a little time talking to squishedbug online last night, he hasn’t poked his head out into My IM in about a year.  I didn’t really demand any $$, because a good bug knows just to  make a deposit …. :D :D:D  Oooo and I got a random $200 from an old old old admirer ( boobie zombie was his last nickname) back from the beginning days.  he’s a handful and not likely to last because he CRAVES and BASKS in My attention, but he’s a cheap ass compared to back in the day when he was stealing it. lolol.  MORE =)

My wishlist went to a COMPLETE stand still while I was gone.  you sneaky lazy drones.  Guess what ? time to make it up to ME.  I’ve added a few more things to the wishlist, but frankly I’m bored with it as well.  maybe some lovely pressies will change MY attitude.  you can only HOPE and DO IT.  hahhaha. 

I finally got that stupid PPV rendered to NF.  took forever, and I dont like doing them – so you should get it NOW because who knows when the next one will come out ?!  GO HERE AND SPEND $55 measly dollars.  :D :D:D

brian you owe Me $250 STILL and xxxxx owes ME $500 plus late fees every day.  :D :D:D  Remember to check his exposure on the victim maker livejournal blog !!!!  hahahhahaha – EDIT – REMOVED because he paid $1,000  and also brian paid his $250.


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