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A day like every other day ….

Lately in the midwest it’s been like summer.  Temperatures reaching nearly 90 and most of the time in the 80′s for weeks, and I’ve been enjoying every moment of it !  Bringing out My gorgeous Spring and Summer dresses that you drones have purchased and trying on tiny shorts that always fit like a glove means summer is right around the corner with relaxing pool days and being balls deep in your wallet !

Currently as of this moment, I’m at 4,251 items purchased on My Amazon Wishlist :D  marky came back and dumped about $700 in spending for My satisfaction and then promptly was broke again, but as we all know … I wait patiently for what I want and I will always get what I want :D  I’ve gotten some really nice pressies the last few weeks including a new Breville blender from #1 and My 3rd Breville kcup coffee maker ( they don’t last worth a shit if you don’t regularly descale them btw ) but of course My favorite pressie is from agsbitch and it’s the Ipad 3 !!!!!

It’s gorgeous, slightly heavier than the Ipad2 that also agsbitch bought last year.  I spent a few days watching HBO GO documentaries and it’s absolutely awesome for watching videos, and mirroring to My TV(s) and My macbook ( it’s also about time for an upgrade for that as well bitches )  In the fall when the Iphone5 comes out – agsbitch will be picking up that for Me as well, and as a reward he will be GIVEN My Iphone4s ( which he also bought hahahha My apple boy ) to use.  he will have a stroke out knowing he’s using My personal iphone :D  kinda hot yes ?  =) agsbitch also paid the last two months of My cell phone bill that totalled over $500 not to mention the last two trips out of town … what a good little BITCH.  he DID release without permission and he will be financially punished for that at MY LEISURE but for now giving him a hot minute to regroup.  $400 from AAA and I believe that’s the last that I will hear from him.  It seems he can’t seem to get anything right recently.  My new housebitch has bought several things from My wishlist because of My whole plant based no animal product diet, I’ve got to do a lot more cooking then I ever have in My life, so upgrading kitchen items is essential to My new adventure.

My sissybear has been at My beck and call when wanted :D  A few weeks back I discovered this 100% vegetarian place in the Loop that I wanted to check out, and MsKatieSavage and I went there and had lunch, and it was delicioussssss,  the service was crazy bad and it felt like it was a front business but it was so good, that I couldn’t resist going back again for dinner last week.  I tweeted to My sissybear that he should pay for our dinner and POOF $100 venmo came in :D  he’s been quite busy getting into his new position which means more $$ for TheAsianGoddess, so shortly I’ll be calling him to pick back up the shopping for ME :D  he will also be tributing My eyelash fluffing appointment on Monday – isn’t that right My pretty sissybear ?!  In My last reward clip that I did for HER, I mentioned I wanted to see some pics of HER in her FAVORITE bikini :D did I receive those photos ?  OH YES I DID and got quite the giggle from My sissy.

My awesome vegan diet is going really well :D  I’ve hosted a few dinners with My girls MsKatieSavage, LuxxLady and GoddessMarley, we are still getting in our practice at cooking so much, but the last vegan night was OFF the hook yummy :D  I can’t wait for our next one.  I’m not sure why our Niteflirt Lines aren’t  ringing off the HOOK when all of us are together, but maybe now that you minions know you will gather your dollars and CALL and listen to us DESTROY YOUR WALLET.

#1 continues to be … well My #1 :D  $1200, $100o and $1000 so far this month not including shopping on My Amazon wishlist.  I adore this kinky no limits slut !!!  For instance … today is what I call Saucy Sunday for My #1 this is when I get him all nice and messed up on pills and green and have him schedule big cock sucking appointments.  So far today he’s had a TS and a BBC and currently I have him ready to take one more hot TS for the finale !  I know he’s on his knees waiting to be violated all in the name of My pleasure and I couldn’t be MORE pleased. HAHAHA.   he picked up another Luli Fama bikini, 3 bottle of Butter polish and gloss, more Nars lipstick, Bcbg dress, new lighting for My photography — anything that pleases ME pleases YOU – every single male who’s under MY direction should know that and have it imprinted upon your SOULS and wallets.

3rd one !

I haven’t taken photos of the last cycle of gifts at all.  Do I feel awful about this ?  Not really, but I feel a bit guilty because it’s part of what I do – so I’ll be getting back to it.  It becomes such a chore you know ?  I mean, when most Dommes took photos of their gear, and it’s something I’ve always done, but I’ve REALLY fallen off about it and even you drones deserve to see where your not so hard earned cash ends up :D

your flipflop fantasy

tommy wanted to try and set up a tribute schedule with Me after all these years.  he said it was just a matter of time before I had access to his accounts.  This made Me laugh out loud because he’s been tributing Me for the last 6-7 YEARS.  So, isn’t that kind of a silly thing to say ?  Yeah I thought so :P  Anyways, in the last two weeks I’ve collected $800 from him and will have another $400 this week ! Cross your fingers he makes it :D bahahhaha – I took $250 from jj last week and then blocked him because he gave Me the run around the last few weeks.  I don’t give a fuck.  Collected $1.3k from famous frenchie, and he still has a balance due, as he does with most of the Ladies on the net.  If you think that retard is something special pikachu you really have some growing up to do.  his tactics are as old as the day is long.  I also received a few newbie 100′s here and there, but nothing spectacular or impressive by any means.

I gained access to irish’s Niteflirt account and had some FUN in there stomping around.  looking into his mail, deleting favorites, oh and the fun part … paying Myself :D  the other night it was $350 in amazon and $900 cash.  this little toy couldn’t get enough and was back in My YIM today asking to worship Me on cam again.  How can I resist such a sweet request knowing I was about to fuck him deep and hard.  As he let Me know at the end of the drain it was $1100.  that’s SO hawt.  Actually, I couldn’t even keep going because I was sooooo turned on that I had to attack davey and couldn’t stand it one more second, so really to Me, he got off LIGHT. HAHAAHAH  no sex with wifey tonight :D Oooh yeah, $500 from whiney who’s about to get LIT up again :D  YAY ME.

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As usual I feel as if I’m forgetting a lot …. I really need to update this on a regular basis.  seriously.

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Catching you up ….

HELLO !  I’m back from My mini trip home to see My family obviously, and time to get you freaks an update before your pea sized brains explode from only have My twitter feed to read !

Let’s start with My trip and how My agsbitch paid up another $500 for tickets and  My little sissybear for paying for MY flight upgrades to Business class, I do hate to fly coach and if it’s available I will always upgrade when I do online checkin 24 hours before My flight.  It’s very silly to actually BUY business class when booking the trip because 8 times out of 10 there will ALWAYS be business class seats !  tommy kicked in $250 for being AWESOMESAUCE as usual too.  It was a short relaxing trip with PERFECT breezy florida weather – I’d like to get back down there by Myself in April just to spend some more quality time with Mom and Dad though, so you boys need to work on that ASAP.

new luli chevron bikini from #1

$500 from agsbitch !

the moon out during the day in Florida

Originally I went vegetarian on Feb 16th, but two people told Me to watch Forks Over Knives so I watched it, and in that moment I went vegan – I  had already told My mom that I went vegetarian and her head was in a tizzy trying to figure out what to make Me for meals, so I decided that when I go on vacation or out to eat with friends that I would allow Myself to flex to vegetarian if there were no vegan options, so while I was there I filled up on cheeeeeeese ( totally bad for you ) but I stayed away from ice cream ( My Dad is an ice cream NUT ! ) and had vegetarian lasagna and spicy black bean burgers and the rest of the time just ate fruits and veggies.  Since I had about 5 days of vegan goodness before I left, I could totally feel Myself going into a sluggish mode by the end of the trip, so that really tells Me something about My banging body – I can completely feel a change in the way I think AND feel, so that’s proof enough for Me !   I know My twitter feed has been NOTHING but preachy vegan diet tips and articles – so I started another twitter feed @TheVeganBeauty if you’d like to follow My progress.  I’m also saving ALL the recipes that I’ve used so far in this crazy food adventure – so I ask you readers … should I start a vegan blog ????? Comments appreciated !

I’d also like to mention that before I went to Florida at the end of Jan with My bestie I weighed in at 108 and I had been working out daily for about 28 days before I left – I saw some serious changes in My body, but when I came BACK from florida, I fell off the wagon and had only worked out about four times, but I did go vegetarian and then vegan.  I haven’t really been on the scale very much, but the last few days I’ve been on it .. and wow – I’m a little gobsmacked, because I am weighing in at 104 !!!!  and I have barely worked out !  so I think I’ll start working out 2-3 times max a week just to keep MY perfect tone and call it fucking GOOD ! I remember in the doc Vegucated that you cant NEVER be overweight by having a plant based whole foods diet -I am now a believer !!!!! :D

scale is dirty lol.

Ok, let Me think by memory who’s been good to ME lately as deserved.  aussieoinkers came back with a lovely $300 order from amazon including this insanely hot red bikini that could NEVER be worn outside lol – he’s aching for ME to send him another pair of MY worn panties I bet, seriously, who wouldn’t ? HAHAH  jerkoff paid $300 but now is CRYING bc I won’t do another custom for him for less than $250.  HAHAHAH oh well LOSER, you keep jerking and I’ll keep being PERFECT.  that lying annoying disgusting slut has paid off like $900 to Me, but still owes Me like $1800 and won’t be talking to ME until its fully paid – he can send all the annoying long winded emails he likes – but that shit IS NOT HAPPENING until PAID OFF you dumb loser.   OF COURSE MY #1 has kept Me happy with $2200 so far this month in cash, and also he will be paying on MY ( his lol ) bills this week as well – electric, gas and cell phone.  IT IS SO AMAZING TO BE ME !! he also picked up this SWEET Juicy bag that I had on My wishlist before Christmas and when I visited Meggerz she had one, so I got to feel it up and put it BACK on the list, and My perfect #1 picked that up for ME =) I loveeeee when he shops for Me !   yummy fucking YUMMMMMMY.   dumb bob picked up My whole foods grocery shopping trips this week of $240 and cuckface picked up the al fresco LUNCH I had with My girls MsKatieSavage and LuxxuryPrincess yesterday !  I SHOULD NEVER PAY A DIME — that’s your JOB drones.   My AAA came back with $300 that he owed ME and is due back on his TRIBUTE schedule TODAY of $400.  Also new boy mickey is trying HARD to impress Me with $500 via clipvia and venmo !  I’m trying to think – and I’m sure I’ve missed a few of you – which is par for the course. HAHHA

I think I am the first Domme online to have her Ipad 3 ordered and ready to go !  hahhahha agsbitch knows he is MY APPLE BITCH !!!!  His first EVER gift to Me was the Ipad first generation !!! ( got a second one from akturk a few weeks later for My davey ) and he’s purchased ALL My Iphones and now Ipad 3. bahahhaha. YES.

hahah IPAD 3 ORDERED with cover from AGsbitch!

I am in LOVE with Apple products as most of you know.  Next on the list is AppleTV and also the actual APPLE TV. HAHHAHA neither will be released for a hot minute though so save your dollars for TheAG ! HAHHAHA !  what is My next goal for My AGsbitch ?  HAHAHAHA he knows what that is and its ALL ABOUT CASSSSHHHHH !!! yummmmy yum.

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Schedule

My schedule for this week and next is busy busy busy, so here is your warning about not pestering Me without cash :D  This week I’m renting a steam cleaner to do My carpets, bc I can smell the smoke in them and its driving Me insane,  I’ll probably do that on Thursday.  I bought a Groupon to have 3 rooms done for $99 but opps I let that bad boy expire, and two blocks away they rent the cleaners, so I’ll have davey run up there and grab one.  Friday is My lash fluffing and tanning ( only have time to go once before I leave ) and mani.

On Saturday – not only do I have a Birthday gig to go to at the casino downtown, but bestie and Me leave for the airport at 430 am, so I need to be packed and house cleaned by the time Saturday afternoon comes, that means I’ll be extremely busy on Thurs and Fri.  So, we will go celebrate Birthdays Saturday evening, and then My bestie will spend the night and we will leave for airport EARLY Sunday morning, and then obviously we will be in Florida with a ton of spending chances.  I’m meeting up with MEGGERZ and TWISTED TOES while I’m down there to chill with poolside , and again, as a reminder will have My Ignore Lines ON the entire trip.

When I come back on Wed night late, of course Thursday will be recovery day and LATE Friday night, a childhood friend is coming in from Michigan until Monday, so I’ll be running around grocery shopping and prepping for that on Friday.

After THAT visit is My davey’s Birthday and we’re going to see Cirque and I’m really excited for that :D  THEN everything slows back down to normal pace until MARDI GRAS, which no doubt will be INSANE.

So that’s My schedule the next few weeks.

 

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One week from today …

I will be lounging on a beach and I’m really too excited about it to be truthful.  I’d rather be someplace exotic and tropical, but since the bestie doesn’t have a passport this has to do, and 75 degree weather is so much more enjoyable than 20.  I’d would’ve also liked to invite KatieSavage but she JUST got back from a 10 day vacation, so next girls trip you should already start saving for because it’s going to be pricey as things should always be for Me.

I WILL have My NITEFLIRT LINES ON during My trip  and special rewards ALWAYS go to good drones who are SACRIFICING for ME.  If you haven’t signed up for VENMO ( you must use MY LINK to sign up ) you should because it’s an amazinggggggg service.  NO FEES and the Tributes are deposited within a few business days.

Oh did you know that I hit 4,000 Purchased items on My wishlist ?  Now you know :D  currently its up to 4008 actually :D  keep it going minions, you spending on ME always makes ME smile with happiness !

This isn’t really a brag blog as usual believe it or not, but just an update about how very unhappy and disappointed I would be if MY BOYS didn’t STEP UP and Tribute MORE for MY trip on Sunday.  There are meals to cover ( for Me and bestie ) shopping of course, upgrades to Business class, rental car and DRINKS a very rare chance to call My NF lines while I’m tipsy at the pool or on the beach will be priceless I assure you. lol.

Also if you have been following My fitness on Twitter you’d know I’m really pleased with how My new little work out routine is going. I’m on to cycle 3 of Jillian Michaels Shred dvd ( last cycle ) tomorrow.  I will do that every day until I leave and when I get back, I’m going to take it down to every other day and start her Abs dvd and see how that goes.  what I know now is that I still don’t have more energy ( although superdave and KatieSavagesay I do ) and I am getting used to drinking more water except I have to PEE constantly, and I’ve found I’m starving ALL the time.  I haven’t changed My diet at all except to cut down on My Mountain Dew addiction ( 8 a day cans ) to maximum of 2 a day, and I’m still drinking coffee daily, but I try to limit Myself to one instead of three.  I’ve skipped two days during the last 16 days with yesterday being one of them, and I paid for it today because My arms feel like jello.  I’m doing big girl push ups now, so I’m getting stronger.  Basically losers, I’m just getting hotter and you’re not :D  although I did inspire My sissybear to start working out again, so thats a positive :D

So I may update before I leave for florida, but I doubt it, but the next update will be full of photos, and adventures with frenchy – including his emails to Me after I go through them, and also screen shots of him once again failing at being a tiny bit useless, that should be a good time for all.

A pleasant surprise is that AAA has come back from his banishment … for now.  he felt AWFUL for not paying what he PROMISED Me, and sent $400 and then another $100.  After all these years he’s still got it bad for TheAG :D  It’s also time to light up whiney as he’s now past due :D  I loveeee lighting up you useless lying bitches ! :D

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So as usual, My plans have changed.  My superdave trip has been postponed ( YAY ! ) because he’s finally getting into the final stages of the vanilla biz he’s been working on for the last three years.  he says we are about 60-120 days out from our first project !  Funding begins soon for investors and we are really geeked about it.  So in celebration of him having to post pone that class in South Africa, I’m grabbing My best friend ( aka GoddessDivine – now retired ) and we are taking off for four days to Florida.  Obviously not My first choice for a mini vaca, but like I mentioned in previous post she doesn’t have a passport so we are limited to the places with SUN and BEACH until she gets her bootie in gear and gets one – I’m afraid it won’t be very warm, average temps this time of year is only 70′s, but maybe the weather will surprise us.

SO what this really means is YOU get spending opportunities for the rest of the month until we leave.  AGsbitch has already covered the 2 bedroom junior penthouse for us, ( $742 ) so all that is left is airfare ( $450 ) rental car and gas ($100 ) and of course SPENDING CA$H !!! I rarely buy anything in those shit shops, but, I do like to EAT a lot AND I plan on drinking a few cocktails which is NOT in My nature to do so ( I dislike losing any type of control ) so KEEP SPENDING on your PERFECT Goddess who demands nothing but THE best !

I’ll be heading BACK to Florida end of Feb or beginning of March, but will be to south florida to visit My parents – so make sure to save your pennies for that trip as well.  Clearly won’t cost you as much since I stay with them and My Momma is always cooking REAL food, but nevertheless, I do not pay for these things.  This is your DUTY as My minion :D  bahahhahahhahaha

#1 paid My gas and My electric bills this month and stupidnoob paid My cell phone bill ( although the next bill will be due on the 14th so that needs to be taken care of ) and also took care of My cable/internet which is over $200 a month.  I guess I’m watching an excessive amount of pay per view movies !   I also should be doing the MONEY dance this week from #1 with his regular $1000 SMOKING HOT weekly tribute.

blackmailedslut has until Jan 29th to pay what he owes Me … $2500.  There is zero room for error here or bullshit.  If he decides to wank Me, it’s really going to be an UGLY scene, I will gladly recruit other WELL known Dommes ( ie top of their game ) to DESTROY him just for fun.  he’s been warned, and this is a zero tolerance zone bitch.  That should go without saying ! :D

My little sissybear has come quite a long way since the very first time he contacted Me on Twitter.  he’s now sacrificing for ME and MY Greedy wants.  he’s not eating out for lunch, he’s taking every dollar and giving it to ME.  Some New Years Resolutions STICK, and this one will :D bahahhaa.  he bought two amazing dresses ( one I’m waiting for to get in ) and I know that the dress $135 was the most he’s ever spent on ONE item :D  hahahhaha coming along VERY nice.  Just yesterday he sent Me a surprise Victoria Secret GC to My email bc I was feeling a little under the weather !  I LOVE THAT !!!!

marky is easing back in and purchased an amazing poncho off My wishlist and he has two more items to pick up before this week is over :D  I’m sure he’ll be saving to give Me a GREEDcard for My vaca at the end of the month too !  agpayvictim is having some vanilla real life issues, so he’s on hiatus for a hot minute while he gets his stuff together.  I’ve said before, I never mind being patient, and he’s never screwed Me before, so why not ?! :D  it ALL comes to Me in the end doesn’t it ?  Yes it really does.  tommy spent $600 so far this new 2012, and agfucktoy in with $500 - you can believe that I’ll be wallet raping agfucktoy before I leave for Florida :D  hahahha he needs a good FUCKING.

I’ve been working out with Jillian Michaels 30 day Shred.  This is literally the first time since I was 18 that I have exercised on a regular basis.   Its almost killing Me.  I’ve always been perfectly thin, but I noticed I am losing some My toneness, which is completely unacceptable.  I’ve taken My habit of drinking 8 mountain dews a day to 2 a day.  I’m trying to drink more water.  I’ve always been SO blessed with an amazinnnnnggggg body that I’ve NEVER had to maintain so this just plain SUCKS, but superdave says he can already see definition in My legs, but I think he’s just trying to keep Me motivated !  I do NOT want to lose any more weight ( I only weigh 110 on a fat day, I average about 106 ) but a few lbs have already come off =(

Two of My boys ( one present, one from the past ) have lost two people they cared very much about this last week.  and it always pains Me when a good boy is hurting because of death.  I’m so glad I was also blessed with the empathy/compassion gene instead of being a total CUNT 24 hours a day.  seriously ladies who do this, doesn’t that get TIRING ?  complaining and whining is just plain unattractive.  I do My fair share of complaining ( for instance …. Ive been tweeting non stop about working out and being unmotivated ) but what I am not is a negative nancy, and understanding the multi layers of human condition means sure you can ” do what I want ” – but its HOW you do it.  SAYING YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT doesn’t mean ANYTHING.  Are you the type that screams to be heard or uses much more subtle more effective conditioning ?  That is the difference between a girl and a Woman.  Are you the type who screams and cries they will NEVER EVER forgive a boy and then does ?  that’s not control.  thats out of control.    Are you the type of fin domme who screams about ONLY wanting luxury  items and massages and yet still has a bed on the FLOOR ?  Anyway, talking about being negative, this whole paragraph is negative !!! lol  My boys go through ups and downs just like I do.  that means being able to be empathetic when it happens to them.  I tend to surprise My boys with My empathetic side when it’s presented, but I’m not someone who pretends or lies.  Im proud of all of My boys, because they serve The Best.   so My condolences to the two boys that have to deal with the end of a life, you will get through this and come out stronger and better to serve ME.

I am 30 items from 4,000 ITEMS PURCHASED on My wishlist.   That is amazing :D and in case you didn’t know, I didnt even use My wishlist the first 2-3 years that I started online, because I clearly remember being wanked early on the wishlist and did not use it because of that, so you can do the math, but bottom line is : I’m the best.

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2012 is HERE

2011 just FLEW by !!!  from last years solo trip to Mexico and superdave’s china trip time FLIES.  Next up is davey’s trip to South Africa for a class for vanilla venture ( btw, who’s paying for that ? $2200 for the class ! ) and then I will head to Florida to visit My parents winter place and then planning a girls trip to some place beachy !  I wish My bestie would suck it up and get her passport, I’ve been on her ass for two years now to get one, just as well, bc I usually end up paying for everything ( or rather you do ) because why should I go without just because you are ?  I shouldn’t :D

2011 Birthmas has come and gone, and I have to say that some of you really made it memorable !  #1 of course with his constant spoiling and CA$H Tributes,  sissybear really stepped up this year and pretty much whenever I demanded on Twitter, he was the FIRST to come up and satisfy My wants, AGfucktoy really took a serious beating in the month of Birthmas as well … including Me just going into his accounts and TAKING what I want because I want it.  he finds that SOOOO HOT, and he’s right !  I only screen shot one of his abusement sessions apparently – and his cc has a $2000 a day limit, so I drained him a few times this month so a clean $4,000 from him. HAHAH using these boys makes ME sooooo excited !

#1 rocked My Birthmas :D

AGfucktoy loves his ABU$EMENT !

marky My ass lover came out for a little while and went up to 20 items I think for My BIRTHMAS from My wishlist which was HOT, but then again, I think I mentioned that real life knocked on his door, but on My Birthmas he made sure to pick up a really hot Juicy jumper to the tune of $180 :D   I can’t WAIT until he comes back for MORE credit card abuse !!!!  let’s see, a nameless slut also tributed $1500 but owes ME $2000, so until that’s PAID no future talks of servitude will continue.  I dislike liars ! A boy who used to serve Me came out and I assigned him a few items on My wishlist, waiting for HIM to come back for more too :D   My Birthmas usually leaves you boys broke ( except for #1 that is ) but there is NO ROOM for the weary, only the soldiers for ME.  My agpayvictim stayed pretty quiet this Birthmas, I assume he’s traveling to home, and also giving him more time to catch up on his cc, because I’ve assigned him one of two trips to take care of this quarter of 2012 :D bahhahahah

I’ve found My Birthmas brings out the sluts as well.  those who are currently ” serving ” another, or whatever found time to to spoil ME, Coach bag, Marciano jacket, wolfords, the list goes on and  It’s cute you sneak around, but don’t worry, I’m not going to bust your cover :P   …. for a price ! and speaking of such, whiney got lit up again twice for more amazon gc’s.  he’s called whiney for a reason lol.  ever the slut.  you’re ALL sluts lol.  tommy came back for a little abuse as well.  I made him pay $1500 and of course the emails started daily.  he used to have My cell number but he abused it, so I blocked his number.  I didnt really have a lot of time in month of My Birthmas to speak to him much, but on NY day he sent a surprise Tribute of $300.  LOVE IT.

My Amazon wishlist got quite the work out, and currently I am only 45 items away from 4000 Items Purchased.  Can you freaks believe it ??!!!! WOW.  you actually impressed Me this year :D   so now the new goal is obviously 4000, and I want to get to that GOAL asap just because I can, and there is always something MORE that I want, if you know Me, you know that fact ! I am surprised bingie didn’t come out to give ME a Birthmas gift this year, but he’s trying VERY hard to quite money slavery, and ME … but I have a feeling …. =)  jj came out too and I made him pay $600 for a 3 minute clip. lol, and then I believe he sent anoer $200 when feeling weak, but I forgot about it until I spent it. lolol

Did you notice I had My Twitter Account OPEN all Birthmas month ? It’s now on lockdown again though.  Anyways, I published a photo a day because I’m SOOOOO generous :P   lots of pantyhose, legs, feet, heels, and bootie pics just for you drones.  I know, serving ME is the best you’ve EVER known. bahhahahahhaha.  Also, did you know that when I went home to Michigan for My Birthmas I also spent some time with My #1:D   Most of you know I don’t ever meet up unless you happen to be a special boy of Mine.  eddie, mikey ( long gone ) and now #1 are the top tier of boys that I gladly love to spend time with :D   #1 and I have planned to meet up several times over the last years, but things always seem to muck it up.  Not this time though and I had a FANTASTIC time.  he’s a natural spoiler :D   and only made ME MORE high MAINTENANCE hahahaha.  it was a really natural meeting.  very comfy for both of us :D  Im currently awaiting his next $1250 and bill paying :D   I LOVE MY LIFE !!!!

Ok, here come the pics of the things I bothered to take pics of – I know there is another folder on My macbook, but I really don’t feel like trying to find it, and thought you would be happy with anything right now since My blog entries are so far between these days, and instead of uploading singles … you’re getting a gallery bc I just can’t be bothered :P

That of course is just a FRACTION of the pressies I received for My Birthmas !!!  Did YOU contribute to My Birthmas ? If you didn’t, you pretty much are dead to Me ( unless other arrangements have been made with Me )  Want to make it up to Me ? then get those wallets out so I can be in My favorite place … BALLS deep inside it !!!   I’ve been giving reward clippies to those boys that really make ME smile.  I refuse to pump them out all the time for sites like c4sale or KB because of the HORRIBLE HORRIBLE pirating going on, so if you are one of the few that receive them on a regular basis, then treat them like the PLATINUM that they are !

Ask yourself this year of 2012 … who are you serving ?  Some content domme online ?  Someone who disappears for weeks on end and then pops back in when they feel like it ?  Or how about a domme who is so negative that even being near her makes you want to run ?  or a domme who thinks screaming and literally WHINING in a public forum will get them what they want ?  When you are REALLY ready to upgrade … then I’m here to take your MONEY

you will NEVER have this ass.


Birthmas

Yes, I know.  you don’t have to tell Me.   I’m working on a blog post today hopefully.  There is much to be updated on, but I just don’t feel like gathering the zillion pictures of pressies I have received.  it really is annoying !

I’m 2 items away from 3900 purchased on My Amazon Wishlist for My BIRTHMAS :D  you can also send your Birthday greetings in the form of an amazon gift certificate to MY email mzasiangoddess@aol.com  - you can also spend on My CLIPVIA and also VENMO.com ( you need an invite from ME to gain entrance to that site )  or even go old school and hit up NITEFLIRT

Remember drones – the entire MONTH of December is considered My BIRTHMAS.  My actual BIRTH DAY is on Christmas — so there is still a WEEK after My BIRTHDAY to get all your Tributes, CASH, pressies and gifts to ME until 2012.  Be warned, like every year, if you don’t pony up and do something for TheAG … well you know the drill.  Enjoy the ignored life.

Who’s been taking good care of ME this Birthmas ?  Well of course My #1 has been showing ME his appreciation of My ownership of him.  $1000 a week CASH is HOT.  Also, he’s  been taking care of My bills and SPENDING and spoiling on MY wishlist !  I love our rules and I LOVE how much he SPENDS !  also My sissybear has been spending on My wishlist every week and sending Me messages of love and admiration :D  marky came out for a little while and bought maybe 20 items from MY wishlist until real life pounded on his door and he had to take care of some household issues — so instead of pressies every day, I’ve decided closer to My Birthday he can splurge on one big pressie :D  any ideas ? :D  Also My fucktoy has been amazingggg even going thru a surgery and a sow of a wife :D  screen shots to come – but anyways, I decided I wanted to fuck him one night, so I logged into his amazon and sent Myself $500 — I then emailed him about it and told him I took it, and the very next day he came online and was raped again for 2k :D  he LOVES when I just TAKE from him.  I’ll be doing it again closer to MY Birthday. HAHAHHAHA :D

I’ll update later with some photos, and more stories.

PS — AAA is banished.  he owes Me $350 and I can’t believe that fucking LOSER just straight up LIED to Me.  what comes around goes around, and believe ME  andy .. it won’t be pretty for you anyways.  I even bought this loser a headstone for his dog who died.  WTF.  suck it.

 

 

 

 

 


What’s this still doing here ?

Yes.  It’s Me.  TheAG finally updating a little bit.  I can’t stress enough that I now hate blogging, and I never thought I would say that, there is nothing like talking about ME all the time, but that’s what I have Twitter for !  I think LIVE updates are better than reading blogs !  Maybe I’ll password protect the blog soon – that way I don’t have to see oodles of emails asking if I have gone away …. If you drones have twitter, you’d be able to KEEP UP, which is more than I can say for your wallets !

I don’t even know where to begin !  I’ve been hanging out with My vanilla neighbors more than I usually socialize with people and I GUESS this was My idea ( according to the host )  I mentioned that I was excited to carve pumpkins this year because I have an actual place outside to put them, as opposed to the last four years in the old loft, bc it was a loft building, I had a hallway to an elevator, so I never put pumpkins out.  A week later I receive an email from neighbor saying she’s having a pumpkin carving bbq !  lol.  It was a lot of fun, carved a lot of pumpkins and this was Mine :

Until the next day when a squirrel got his little teeth into it and then it looked like this :

ARrrrrrrrgggggg.  This is the same squirrel that up until a week ago, liked to come to My third floor and come in the window, and dig around in one of My plants throwing dirt all over the place.  At least, I think it’s the same little squirrel.   or squirrel family !  pffffft.

I’ve done a lot of fun things … went to The Darkness Haunted House and Lemp Brewery Haunted House with MsPerfectPeds.  The Lemp Brewery one was sooooo scary.  If you also read this blog, you know that we also spent the night in the mansion/bedandbreakfast twice last year !   I also went to Six Flags again for Fright Fest which was a LOT of fun to ride in the dark !

I was sick for about 8-9 days last month when My david got home from China … he was also sick so we were pretty miserable I have to say.

This is all boring to you minions isn’t it ?  Ok, let’s get down to why you come to My blog and wank your dumbsticks to the financial humiliation that I bring into your pathetic lives :D

#1 is certainly getting most of My precious Attention, I love having dirty filthy kinky text conversations with My little one — I’ve been pimping him out and enjoying the rewards as usual.  he’s to be on his knees receiving COCK while I’m gaining more and more.  I’ve added up the bank transfers since April and he’s past 20k in CASH.  I think it’s time for a RAISE ! HAHHAHAHAHA :D  of course this does NOT include the bills he pays and shopping on VS and Amazon.  HAHAHAHA.  I’ve got two HUGE goals for him to accomplish …. car and a 10k trip :D  can My little cocksucker do it ?  YES SHE CAN. HAHAHHA

he also PAID My electric ($250) My gas (150) My Internet/Uverse ($210) and will be paying $150 on My Cell bill :D hahhahah  that’s of course only this month.   now how fucking HOT is that ??!! HAHHAHAHA  Last month because of davey’s China trip and verizon not having an international plan with them, the bill ballooned to over $600 and of course I sent AGfucktoy to take care of it :

hahahh speaking of AGfucktoy, he owes ME some serious CA$H that ass sniffing bitch !  he thinks I have forgotten, but I NEVER forget how much you drones OWE ME !!! and since I know he’s hiding because of that and the fuck hard wallet rape I gave him last month … it’s going to cost him even MORE.  Maybe I’ll just walk around his amazon account and OPPS maybe I’ll just take what I want. bahahhahahha.  How’s that reward clippie ? HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

AAA came by last month for his RELEASE and has had some personal issues that I will not share with you, he’s on a break with My knowledge …. I wonder how long I will make him wait this time for RELEASE ?  he would be better off to start saving those extra $$ while on break because I AM GOING TO TAKE IT :D

Ooo and My little sole and ass lover marky came back for a HOT messy week of wishlist RAPE !!!!  I believe we ended it at 45 items ! HAHAHAH a few Greendots in there and PP as well …. then I got verrrry sick and couldn’t keep up the pace .. can you believe it ?  I must have been VERRRRRRY sick ! lol here are SOME of the pressies …

2 of these gliders and a table

three of these wood blinds :D

the sunglasses above are from bingie … whom I enticed back for a pressie or two after I sent him My ASS clippie and had him BEGGING to spend. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAA  he also picked up this top and IPOD for My girl MsPerfectPeds for her Birthday, plus a $500 GD  :D

bingie :D

The shyboy turned out to be a dud !  he basically has been being financially dominated without the label for the last few years over the net.  because he’s so shy, he can’t bring himself to even talk on the phone … anyways, clearly with My relentless and never ending greed, he couldn’t hang, so I let him out of it with $5,000 :D ( Yes, both checks cleared :D  I DO have his work information and all ! lol )

It pays to do some research on the Domme you wish to give your financial accounts to.  It’s MORE than clear on My blog that I will settle for nothing less than total happiness for MYSELF.  If you can’t hang … get the fuck on … you can’t expect ME to convince you do you ? LOL.

Other pressies have included $$ from My sissybear for Six Flags and these cute tops

Also cuckface got the supreme chance to pay for a Cirque Du Soleil VIP package of course for The Immortal Tour Michael Jackson in Feb for davey’s Birthday :D bahahhaha.  $250 per VIP ticket !!!!  It’s been a few years since the last time I saw a show, so I’m very excited.  I also went VIP then as well ….what do you expect ? HAHHAHAHHA – Section A bitchesssssss :D  verrrry excited for that fun night.

My First Anniversary was on October 10th :D  and it was wonderful !  he surprised Me with breakfast and then a ride on a helicopter over the city !  It was romantic and silly all at the same time.

Botanical Gardens where we got married.

More pressie from My #1 too —

Not pictured are two amazing Guess? jackets in red and black that I adoreeeeee !!!   I also received some amazinggggg Frye flats from twitter admirer.  they are amazing.   I think I have 7 more pairs of shoes and boots coming this week — three of which are from footwanker who’s BACK :D bahahhaha.  I can’t wait for these amazing Fergie boots from My #1 either !  less than $200 quite the deal ! HAHHAHAHHAHA

I  thought I’d bring out My favorite boots for fall for you money fetish slaves to drool over as well

I know you can’t resist My perfect smooth soles.  I know you can’t resist My perfect legs.  I know for SURE you minions can’t resist MY PERFECT Ass.  What are you waiting for ?  Tribute, Serve and be happy in knowing you bring a smile to My face … while I laugh … and take what’s MINE.

My Amazon Wishlist is up to 3672 items PURCHASED !!!!  It needs to be at 3700 PRONTO !!!!  BUY BUY  BUY .. and it’s the end of the month … so you should be clicking on MY CLIPVIA TRIBUTE LINK to PAY PAY PAY !!!!  :D

I know I’m missing a few of you … guess you will need to step it up.  Start with the above demands :D peter sent $100 and jj sent $200 ( but until he sends more, I’m not speaking to him. hahhahah ) mike sent $100 and then I forgot about him …. so I’ll be talking to him this week as well.


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