Monthly Archives: April 2010
So I woke up really early yesterday to watch one of the last space shuttle landings pass by — and the weather prevented that and was re scheduled for today, I set My alarm for 5am and I guess I forgot to hit ” set ” bc it didn’t go off - I jumped out of bed at 6am and ran downstairs to find that the landing was delayed until a little after 8am Eastern time ( Im central time ) — so coffee made and off to the rooftop deck I went and snapped these terribly blurry pics of the shuttle passing My loft building – I know it seems a little ” overkill ” but like I said, its one of the last ones EVER so I’m glad I was able to shoot a few pictures ….
Happy 4:20 – who’s celebrating ?! I know I ammmm. HAHHAHAHA two updates two days in a row ? wowwww ! but I know you minions want $$ updates. keep waitingggggg. HAHHAAHAHAH
I’m in a verrrry good mood today – a rare thing lately, and I just wanted to share that I’m going to go see His Holiness The Dalai Lama in May !!! =) woot woot ! I’m not Buddhist by any means, but as you know a few months ago My superdave went on a 30 day trip to India and Sri Lanka, so he’s on a bit of a spiritual quest, and I found out that the Dalai Lama would be verrrry close ( 4 hour drive ) so I signed him up for the teachings for two days, and then I’ll come down for the public speaking part of it on the third day. So – guess what ? time for all you minions who have been SUCKING it lately to step it up for travel expenses ! Did you know that YODA’s voice from Star Wars is based on the Dalai Lama ? and that the likeness of Yoda was taken from a monk who was responsible for finding the next Dalai Lama but China stole and kidnapped him ?
$300 Hotel – $175 Car rental – $100 train ticket – $175 ticket reimbursement – $150 food – those will be the expenses – and I will NOT pay it. Got it ?! =) this expense also will not be covered by mobynodick – he’s got bigger fish to fry for ME. HAHHAHAH yeahhhh WHALEEE bitchessss.
anyways, I’m starving – but thought I’d give you a tidbit of My life to the lurkers and LOSERS ! I deleted about 100 people so far from My Twitter – too bad. That means assholes – that you TRY harder. I may delete it all together, that’s how much you mean to Me. ZIP ZILCH NOTHINGGGGGGG. HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHha – I’ll be up SOOO early tomorrow for the Space Shuttle landing – it will be visible from My rooftop deck at 5.33am – with a sonic BOOOOOOM to boot. =) My LIFE is reallllly Amazing !!!!!!
I will try and make this short and sweet, but I’ve noticed a trend. Actually it’s not a trend, it’s been going on for years, but lately it has seemed to become more pronounced and is actually ANNOYING ME – maybe because I’m PMS’ing – or that I’m just tired of hearing your shit – either way – let’s address it.
When you serve Me – you don’t matter. to be more specific – I’m TIRED of hearing ” Oh Goddess, I know you don’t NEED the Tribute, so I know I don’t count “ or ” I know you have a lot of boys so you don’t need me ” or if I demand a tribute, not because I’m trying to BREAK you in a short time, but because I’m flexing My control over you – and you come back with ” oh it won’t matter “ meaning – no matter what he tributes, its not going to matter. who the fuck asked YOU if it mattered ? I demanded – and you gave ME some lame excuse like that ? It doesn’t work like that – maybe you’re just so fucked up on getting the many freebies and surprises from us Ladies, that you forget something – it doesn’t MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. it only matters what I think – and if I want you to pay a $5 bill – god damn it – that Tribute better be in My account accordingly. This is YET another reason why I will not be speaking of mobynodick ( thanks for RUINING THAT as well losers ) in My public blogs because you self serving assholes think that just because someone is out shining you – that means you just throw your hands up and say ” i give up “ suck it up bitch and do what you are TOLD. I’m not speaking of a particular fetish addicted loser — not really — there are a few of you that give Me that trite ass talk often – and this morning – a few of you also got to FU status. Congrats.
Let Me be clear – No, I don’t ” need ” your money — however – guess what ? I shouldn’t and will NOT have to PAY for one single thing out of MY pocket ( not that I have for five years ) ever. and if you are asked to cover an expense, no matter how small or how big, you should be working toward that goal instead of bullshit pathetic sass. every single dollar adds up and fuels MY Lifestyle – and really – how DARE you EVER fucking talk that way to Me.
In addition – I’ve had serious dental work being completed along with a huge event in October – the fact that you are pussy stepping around and not stepping UP to the plate really really angers Me, and the only antedote to the poison is CASH. DEPOSIT FUNDS NOW. who DID step up to the plate ? aussie oinkers sent $ 300 – agmaggot sent in $300 and jerkaddict sent in almost $700. tommy owes ME more $$ – AAA will be depositing his monthly chunk in two days – and of course I’m ” promised ” more from several sluts, losers and jack asses. Can you tell I’m in a PISSY mood ? Oh good. NO PHOTOS OR CLIPS UNTIL YOU STEP IT UP – just because I have mobynodick doesn’t mean you get to SLACK OFF. wtf. pathetic. work HARDER. NO excuses
whewwww ! My poor neglected blog – with the invention of Twitter, I usually get everything I want to say – good and bad out on there, and totally forget My pooooor blogsite ! But I have some downtime today, so I thought I would give you something to read — and in due time with make you even WEAKER !!!
I hope you Ladies and minions had a great Easter. I took it easy around here – nothing exciting, and I didn’t even get any honey baked ham — I didn’t know it was Easter until the day before ! all the days just kind of blend together =) such is My life.
I do have a few things to address though – I’ve got a lil something called a WHALE. Are you wondering if he’s served Me before ? it’s none of your damn business. lol. Actually, I will not be speaking of him MUCH on My blog or on My Twitter, because it seems when I do — things become a bit messy … and I want this to be a neat, and longggg drawn out draining !!! so for now, I will just call him moby-no-dick. hehehehe. he’s more like an eddie – which means – totally submissive to MY wants and needs – no one elses as it should be. he’s more into humiliation than most of My boys – which is perfect – and for now I don’t have a careeee in the worldddd =) BIG BIG BIG chunks of ca$h have started flowing MY way. I took the time to email back and forth with him, because he was sincere in his initial email, which alwayssss impresses ME, so he got MY full attention — and after a little $1k – I knew he was worth SOME of My time – and it begins … I loveeee having boys who know their REAL station in life – to serve. I’ve also been looking around the city for a new loft — can everyone say PENTHOUSE LOFT ??!!! paid for of course — by mobynodick ! I’m just looking – I can think of a 100 different ways to spend his HUGE 401k and salary though, like SAVING !!!
dipshit paid My cell phone and electric bill – measly little bills. I also got in the $600 Abercrombie order ( it was actually $700 after AF sent Me two $50 gc’s on top of that ) and here is some of the haul. the Black skinny jeans are not from him, the are a return from a Revolve order that bingie replaced – I tried to exchange a few things, because some of their gear was SO ugly when I got it – but they were out of stock on the items I wanted so he had to pay a $350 Greendot as well – and purchase two items from My wishlist. hahhaa. Pooorrrr bingie ! but I SO love it when he returns from his adventures of vanilla life – so I can show him what his REAL life should always BE — and guess what that is ? ME ME and MORE Me !
Who wears $50 sweat pants ? I DO and they are amazing ! I accidently got the light blue lounge pants, and they aren’t nearly as awesome as the ” perfect butt pant ” and yes, they really DO accentuate My hot ass — and I also got this in from a nameless turd as well
sooo here is on the dresses that bingie got ME – and I loveeee it – modern tiedye – which is very IN fashion this season – its not the best image of Me – I don’t have much of any makeup on – but … you know – its a candid and its spring – be thankful bitch.
Oooo and I got these REALLY stunning Marciano heels from aussie admirer !!! I love love love them – and just yesterday FINALLY that lovely spring OPI polish came in — OH btw aussie admirer – the car rental in Florida ended up being another $100 on top of what you sent last month …. ( that’s all I should need to say ! hehehe ) 11.01pm EDIT — just got the $100 deposited from aussie admirer !!! HAHAHAHAH !
Totally sexy and I love them ! Ok, let Me dig back into My memory banks and shout out to the barely worthy of My Attention – tommy sent $600 finally paying off the 1k he owed ME from being a DICKHEAD. now if he pays the last request I sent him … peanut sent in half of My WeCar fees ALL of the Wecar fees for this week -I think I could be REALLY happy if he sent in another 1k though so that he gets an entry all to himself. hehhehe and he’s working really hard on a new wordpress layout, NF layout and Myspace ( dead ) layout — I’ve just got to find some time to get him some images that are a favorite for the new layout – this week is actually kinda busy for Me – I’ve got a dentist appointment on Friday — having all the silver fillings from My back teeth removed and getting white porcelian fillings. YAY – I guess metal fillings are bad for you and your teeth – go figure ! I am also going to get veneers later this year — wedding and all =) Tomorrow – Wed – I will be totally hit or miss. I’ve got company coming in for lunch and then I’ve got babysitting duty for tomorrow night – but I’ll have My laptop with Me of course so after the kiddos go to sleep I’ll be online. it’s possible anyways !
Soooo, is that all ? How many of you freaks would like more blog entries ? I bet you do – it’s funny because I harp on people to update their blogs on a regular basis, and then I slack on doing Mine ? Yeah – that sucks. I had the bestest conversation with BRATTY CHIC yesterday – if you didn’t already know this – She is amazing, and she’s VERY established — in case some of you ” new ” boys out here are trying to find established dommes and not fly by the seat of their pants dommes – if you want the REAL deal – then you need to start a conversation with her and give her ALL YOUR MONEY !!!! Double Teaming is ALWAYS an expensive OPTION as well.
OH and finally agpayvictim paid off his credit card – I left him alone for a few months to let him catch up on his bills ( two years ago I’d never EVER do such a thing. lol ) and now his balance is allll MINE. he sent $130 last week and I’m thinking of something FUN he can pay for next … new kitchen table and chairs maybe ? Ooo thats sounds EXCELLENT !!! I also would like to point out – and this isn’t his fault – but I HATE the sectional couch he bought Me ( he paid, I bought ) I should never have gotten micro fiber. seriously. I have DOGS, that was a mistake ! I’ve always had leather couches, and I wanted microfiber ? OMG DUMB. so maybe both will be taken care of him by him…. teeeehhehehehehe. I also enticed $100 ( measly ) from AAA ( who will soon be renamed ) with a little candid clip I sent to him .. involving — pasties and boobies. HAHHA. =)
I know this entry is long – this is what I get for not updating on the regular — aussie oinkers — I must state a public OPPS to him. I was to send him some of MY worn panties ( drool much ? ) he paid like $850 for a couple pairs — then I THINK I left for Florida the 2nd time, and completely and totally forgot about it !!! on top of that – I’ve got about 500 people on My yahoo messenger, and I think he got deleted, so I hadn’t seen him name in a while pop up — so I was like —OK then. so a few days ago he popped up again – so now I’ll be sending him out some more ( freshly worn of course ) on Monday. he will still pay for them though – !!! HAHAH right oinkers ? hehehehee. good thing I’m so HOT that you can’t resist even when I make a mistake. I sent him MY new VS wishlist and MY PP email – use themmmmm !!!!
If you didn’t make this entry – My advice to you ? TRY HARDER. a lot harder