whewwww !   My poor neglected blog – with the invention of Twitter, I usually get everything I want to say – good and bad out on there, and totally forget My pooooor blogsite ! But I have some downtime today, so I thought I would give you something to read — and in due time with make you even WEAKER !!!

I hope you Ladies and minions had a great Easter.  I took it easy around here – nothing exciting, and I didn’t even get any honey baked ham — I didn’t know it was Easter until the day before !  all the days just kind of blend together =) such is My life.  

I do have a few things to address though – I’ve got a lil something called a WHALE.  Are you wondering if he’s served Me before ?   it’s none of your damn business.  lol.  Actually, I will not be speaking of him MUCH on My blog or on My Twitter, because it seems when I do — things become a bit messy … and I want this to be a neat, and longggg drawn out draining !!!  so for now, I will just call him moby-no-dick. hehehehe.  he’s more like an eddie – which means – totally submissive to MY wants and needs – no one elses as it should be.  he’s more into humiliation than most of My boys – which is perfect – and for now I don’t have a careeee in the worldddd =)  BIG BIG BIG chunks of ca$h have started flowing MY way.  I took the time to email back and forth with him, because he was sincere in his initial email, which alwayssss impresses ME, so he got MY full attention — and after a little $1k – I knew he was worth SOME of My time – and it begins …  I loveeee having boys who know their REAL station in life – to serve.  I’ve also been looking around the city for a new loft — can everyone say PENTHOUSE LOFT ??!!!  paid for of course — by mobynodick !  I’m just looking – I can think of a 100 different ways to spend his HUGE 401k and salary though, like SAVING !!!  

dipshit paid My cell phone and electric bill – measly little bills.  I also got in the $600 Abercrombie order ( it was actually $700 after AF sent Me two $50 gc’s on top of that )  and here is some of the haul.  the Black skinny jeans are not from him, the are a return from a Revolve order that bingie replaced – I tried to exchange a few things, because some of their gear was SO ugly when I got it – but they were out of stock on the items I wanted so he had to pay a $350 Greendot as well – and purchase two items from My wishlist.  hahhaa.  Pooorrrr bingie !  but I SO love it when he returns from his adventures of vanilla life – so I can show him what his REAL life should always BE — and guess what that is ? ME ME and MORE Me !

 Who wears $50 sweat pants ?  I DO and they are amazing !  I accidently got the light blue lounge pants, and they aren’t nearly as awesome as the ” perfect butt pant ” and yes, they really DO accentuate My hot ass — and I also got this in from a nameless turd as well

Maybe you'll see the progress in photos/clip ! NOTTTT

sooo here is on the dresses that bingie got ME – and I loveeee it – modern tiedye – which is very IN fashion this season –  its not the best image of Me – I don’t have much of any makeup on – but … you know – its a candid and its spring – be thankful bitch.

My tan lines are fading =( boooo.

Oooo and I got these REALLY stunning Marciano heels from aussie admirer !!!  I love love love them – and just yesterday FINALLY that lovely spring OPI polish came in — OH btw aussie admirer – the car rental in Florida ended up being another $100 on top of what you sent last month ….  ( that’s all I should need to say ! hehehe ) 11.01pm EDIT — just got the $100 deposited from aussie admirer !!! HAHAHAHAH !

Totally sexy and I love them !  Ok, let Me dig back into My memory banks and shout out to the barely worthy of My Attention – tommy sent $600 finally paying off the 1k he owed ME from being a DICKHEAD.  now if he pays the last request I sent him … peanut sent in half of My WeCar fees  ALL of the Wecar fees for this week -I think I could be REALLY happy if he sent in another 1k though so that he gets an entry all to himself. hehhehe  and he’s working really hard on a new wordpress layout, NF layout and Myspace ( dead ) layout — I’ve just got to find some time to get him some images that are a favorite for the new layout – this week is actually kinda busy for Me – I’ve got a dentist appointment on Friday — having all the silver fillings from My back teeth removed and getting white porcelian fillings.  YAY – I guess metal fillings are bad for you and your teeth  – go figure !  I am also going to get veneers later this year — wedding and all =)  Tomorrow – Wed – I will be totally hit or miss.  I’ve got company coming in for lunch and then I’ve got babysitting duty for tomorrow night – but I’ll have My laptop with Me of course so after the kiddos go to sleep I’ll be online.  it’s possible anyways ! 

Soooo, is that all ?  How many of you freaks would like more blog entries ?  I bet you do – it’s funny because I harp on people to update their blogs on a regular basis, and then I slack  on doing Mine ? Yeah – that sucks.  I had the bestest conversation with BRATTY CHIC yesterday – if you didn’t already know this – She is amazing, and she’s VERY established — in case some of you ” new ” boys out here are trying to find established dommes and not fly by the seat of their pants dommes – if you want the REAL deal – then you need to start a conversation with her and give her ALL YOUR MONEY !!!!  Double Teaming is ALWAYS an expensive OPTION as well.

you can't touch - only PAY

OH and finally agpayvictim paid off his credit card – I left him alone for a few months to let him catch up on his bills ( two years ago I’d never EVER do such a thing. lol ) and now his balance is allll MINE.  he sent $130 last week and I’m thinking of something FUN he can pay for next … new kitchen table and chairs maybe ?  Ooo thats sounds EXCELLENT !!!  I also would like to point out – and this isn’t his fault – but I HATE the sectional couch he bought Me ( he paid, I bought )  I should never have gotten micro fiber.  seriously.  I have DOGS, that was a mistake ! I’ve always had leather couches, and I wanted microfiber ? OMG DUMB.  so maybe both will be taken care of him by him…. teeeehhehehehehe.  I also enticed $100 ( measly ) from AAA ( who will soon be renamed ) with a little candid clip I sent to him .. involving — pasties and boobies. HAHHA.  =)

I know this entry is long – this is what I get for not updating on the regular — aussie oinkers — I must state a public OPPS to him.   I was to send him some of MY worn panties ( drool much ? ) he paid like $850 for a couple pairs — then I THINK I left for Florida the 2nd time, and completely and totally forgot about it !!!  on top of that – I’ve got about 500 people on My yahoo messenger, and I think he got deleted, so I hadn’t seen him name in a while pop up  — so I was like —OK then.   so a few days ago he popped up again – so now I’ll be sending him out some more ( freshly worn of course ) on Monday.  he will still pay for them though – !!! HAHAH right oinkers ? hehehehee.  good thing I’m so HOT that you can’t resist even when I make a mistake.   I sent him MY new VS wishlist and MY PP email – use themmmmm !!!! 

If you didn’t make this entry – My advice to you ?  TRY HARDER.  a lot harder