Yes, this is finally public, so I can stop getting the redundant IM’s and emails about how My vacation went ! It was too short is the bottom line !!! Goddess Divine and I didn’t sleep the night before we left, because we had to leave for the airport at 4am ! so I took about an hour cat nap on the couch – and then was ready to gooooo. Our flights were on time, and we landed in Fort Myers Beach at 11am ! Most of you know, that I’m not a ” sight seeing ” type of tourist – I go on vacation to literally do nothing. When I’ve gone before with the LoverBoy or family – there is always some agenda of crap that I have to attend to, PLUS, no one can handle laying out at the pool ALL day every day like I can, so it was MORE than wonderful to go with Goddess Divine who understood how I felt about DOING NOTHING. and that is what we did =)
We checked in early into our lovely 2 bdrm/2bath villa – ocean front, it was really beautiful. had all the things you would want on vacation. full kitchen with utensils, full fridge – and the balcony was THE best. It even had a washer and dryer – which of course we didn’t use. We completely overpacked – AS USUAL.
Our view from Our little room !
The evening sun felt amazing thru the window!
the master bath - garden tub wouldn't fit in the pic !
The resort pool !
If we weren't at the pool, we were here on the lanai!
The first day we arrived – is what I considered a ” free ” day bc the weather forecast was rain – but guess what ? It already finished raining by the time we landed, we were pleasantly surprised by sunny weather ! It barely reached 70 that first day, but we took full advantage of it and hit the pool. whewww, when that sun went behind those clouds, it was like night and day !!!! lol but we ” braved ” thru it. lmao. We went for a short walk along the beach and took note of the crazy dead fish all over the shore, I will assume this is because of the freezing ass weather there the weeks before we went – so I didn’t want to do a lot of walking on that beach ! lol. We then took off and went into ” Times Square ” area of Fort Myers – and did some tourist shopping – I bought a few maxi dresses, but actually didn’t go overboard at all ! SO proud of Myself. hehehe. then we went back to the villa, and got on My pc’s to torture you loser addicted boys. HAHAHA. tommy paid out $300 – but that little fucker totally wasted My time – and on purpose. so he’s been fined another $700 for being a fucking asshole. Don’t msg Me until its paid you drunk fuck. I teased AAA out of $400 while we were there too. HAHAHAH various small vacation tributes from dumb bob and peanut as well. YESSSS. of course I shared half of your hard earned $$ with My bestie GoddessDivine !! From the lack of sleep, I totally passed out in the corner of the couch at 9.30 – and GD didn’t wake Me up until 1 am – then I just dragged into My master bedroom and climbed into MY king size bed and was OUTTTTTT.
Woke up EARLY – 8 am eastern ( and before you go booo hoo, thats 7am My time ) to get ready for our breakfast and hit the pool – but of course we dicked around and totally missed breakfast – so we hit the beach ! - ALL DAY. it was wonderfulllll. We had some cocktails – poolside lunch and just enjoyed being two giggly girls. After poolside, we had an amazinggggggg filet mignon dinner ( one of the best steaks I’ve EVER had – and I’m a red MEAT eaterrrr ! ) and it was delicious. sorry it cost you losers $80 plus tip. HAHAHHAHA it was YUMMMMMY – worked a little on pc’s and passed back out again. hehehee. OF course we had mr bubba kush to keep us company =) wink wink.
the next day – was more of the same. sun sun sun sun. of course, we missed breakfast again – this is the day the tan REALLY started gettin good !!! HAHAHHA. since it was off season there weren’t a lot of people around, and the ones that were were olddddd. so I can just image the faces and the conversations watching these two girls with a small tripod in hand taking pic after pic of our feet. HAHAHAHAH I found that amusing. We then went back into town and picked up some more crap to bring home and then stayed up as long as we could before that sun kicked our ass and we had to pass out again.
the last day – we had a verrrry late flight home – it left around 6pm – so I got us a late check out until 4pm ( I mean seriously, if you can’t let Me stay an extra few hours because I paid – well agpayvictim paid – nearly $330 a night for this villa, you better let Me stay ! ) so we packed up our crap into our huge suitcases – I did a little video of the villa – located HERE – and then we hit the pool for the verrrry last day. each day got in the 70s and sunny to partly sunny and considering the weeks before the trip, I would say we were really lucky to have such nice weather. and then we got into a cab and went home to crappy stl. it was raining as I got into the cab to go home. and now we’re home !
I was contemplating taking off by Myself before LoverBoy gets home from India, but I checked the weather and they are calling for rain. booooo. so I decided not to. I’m going back in March to visit family, so I just need to chill out on that ! lol. I spent the bulk of YOUR money in transportation ! $70 for cab to and from STL airport. then $100 to and from resort. thats some bullshit. lol We rode the little trolley system they have while we were there, it was great. 50 cents ! lol.
I’ve made a four minute photo slide of MY perfect feet for NF, but its too big, and I need to compress it. I guess I need to call in the peanut to help ME get this up so you losers can start clicking and paying !!! HAHHAHA – and a really special thank you to agpayvictim for stretchinggggg that budget for the resort and the airline tickets for GD and Myself. it was our first girl trip together, and now we’ve decided to make it a yearly thing ! next year … cruise maybe ??!!! =)
Poolside bitch !
These Perfect Peds rule your brain !
So that’s that ! vacation over already. whos funding the next one ?! HAHHAHAHA you can always send ME travelocity gc’s !! Get ME someplace amazing next year !
