Archive for January, 2010

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In case you don’t keep up with Twitter ….

January 31, 2010

For some reason I couldn’t embed this video from peanut….. so heres the link – you losers and fans MUST check this vid out – its ROCKS !!!

 

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It feels like it’s still My Birthmas !

January 29, 2010

I’m home, unpacked, laundry completed and the DVR is empty, I thought you should have yet another blog entry to drool over and get your AG fix.  you are WEAK and pathetic for any crumbs I throw you aren’t you ?  Admit it !!!!

Lots of pressies have come in :

My last pressie from aussie admirer =)

Amazon now carries bebe. nice.

I hate Aveda's smell, but amazing products

My bench from peanut !!!! =) LOVE IT. so useful

I lost one of My diamond studs. they were replaced with these 1cts

These Giuseppe Zanotti's are NO joke. skull & crossbones WARN you of how dangerous MY peds are ! HA

There is gonna be a SICK photo PPV of these bad boys !

Laura Mercier loose powder and new makeup for My airbrush makeup system

Guess? tank, jacket and 3/4sleeve top

Rock&Republic jeans, bebe pants and bebe scarf

Gee, looks like I’ve been busy upon My return. HAHHAHA – just the way I like it AND deserve it.  giving you losers punishment and abusement is what makes ME really happy.  so keep ME HAPPY bitches.

I have to pick up MY $3000 Western Union from bb tomorrow.  geez.  how hard can it be to get MY money ?  I usually just walk to the bank up the street from MY place – but they have a 2500 limit per WU transaction.  thats lame.  so then I walk to this store …. o m g.  thought I was going to be shot up in there.  and I’m not kidding.  I told one boy, I would’ve taken a picture, but the smell wouldn’t translate to said photo.  it was gross.  cant even tell you how gross it was, so I was prettttty sure they didn’t have 3k laying around, so I left.  SO looks like I’ll venture out to schnucks tomorrow.  I did clean up in gc’s this week – four for $500 each  – and 40 plus items taken off My wishlist – thats what I’m talking about.  more more more.  agvictim sent in $200 for the foot florida vid.  HAHAH I bet if he could sleep with it he would that crazy looney freak.  god love him.  ps – where is MY hard copy of your insurance policy with MY NAME ON IT ?  send it to My PO box bitch.

I’ve gotten so much STUFF lately – that the purging job I did a few months ago – ugh, it looks like it was never done…so for every piece of clothing that I recieve, I’ve vowed to purge an item !!!!  I’ve got to stay on top of that stuff or else the ROOM that I use for My closet will look like a hoarders tv show.  =)

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Vacation Summary =)

January 22, 2010

Yes, this is finally public, so I can stop getting the redundant IM’s and emails about how My vacation went !  It was too short is the bottom line !!!   Goddess Divine and I didn’t sleep the night before we left, because we had to leave for the airport at 4am !  so I took about an hour cat nap on the couch – and then was ready to gooooo.   Our flights were on time, and we landed in Fort Myers Beach at 11am !   Most of you know, that I’m not a ” sight seeing ” type of tourist – I go on vacation to literally do nothing.  When I’ve gone before with the LoverBoy or family – there is always some agenda of crap that I have to attend to, PLUS, no one can handle laying out at the pool ALL day every day like I can, so it was MORE than wonderful to go with Goddess Divine who understood how I felt about DOING NOTHING.  and that is what we did =)  

We checked in early into our lovely 2 bdrm/2bath villa – ocean front, it was really beautiful.  had all the things you would want on vacation.  full kitchen with utensils, full fridge – and the balcony was THE best.  It even had a washer and dryer – which of course we didn’t use.  We completely overpacked – AS USUAL. 

Our view from Our little room !

The evening sun felt amazing thru the window!

the master bath - garden tub wouldn't fit in the pic !

The resort pool !

If we weren't at the pool, we were here on the lanai!

The first day we arrived – is what I considered a ” free ” day bc the weather forecast was rain – but guess what ? It already finished raining by the time we landed, we were pleasantly surprised by sunny weather !  It barely reached 70 that first day, but we took full advantage of it and hit the pool.  whewww, when that sun went behind those clouds, it was like night and day !!!!   lol but we ” braved ” thru it.  lmao.   We went for a short walk along the beach and took note of the crazy dead fish all over the shore, I will assume this is because of the freezing ass weather there the weeks before we went – so I didn’t want to do a lot of walking on that beach ! lol.   We then took off and went into ” Times Square ” area of Fort Myers – and did some tourist shopping – I bought a few maxi dresses, but actually didn’t go overboard at all !  SO proud of Myself.  hehehe.  then we went back to the villa, and got on My pc’s to torture you loser addicted boys.  HAHAHA. tommy paid out $300 – but that little fucker totally wasted My time – and on purpose.  so he’s been fined another $700 for being a fucking asshole.  Don’t msg Me until its paid you drunk fuck.   I teased AAA out of $400 while we were there too.  HAHAHAH various small vacation tributes from dumb bob and peanut as well.   YESSSS.  of course I shared half of your hard earned $$ with My bestie GoddessDivine !!   From the lack of sleep, I totally passed out in the corner of the couch at 9.30 – and GD didn’t wake Me up until 1 am – then I just dragged into My master bedroom and climbed into MY king size bed and was OUTTTTTT.

Woke up EARLY – 8 am eastern ( and before you go booo hoo, thats 7am My time ) to get ready for our breakfast and hit the pool – but of course we dicked around and totally missed breakfast – so we hit the beach !  - ALL DAY.  it was wonderfulllll.  We had some cocktails – poolside lunch and just enjoyed being two giggly girls.   After poolside, we had an amazinggggggg  filet mignon dinner ( one of the best steaks I’ve EVER had – and I’m a red MEAT eaterrrr ! ) and it was delicious.  sorry it cost you losers $80 plus tip. HAHAHHAHA it was YUMMMMMY – worked a little on pc’s and passed back out again. hehehee.  OF course we had mr bubba  kush to keep us company =) wink wink.

the next day – was more of the same.  sun sun sun sun.  of course, we missed breakfast again – this is the day the tan REALLY started gettin good !!! HAHAHHA.  since it was off season there weren’t a lot of people around, and the ones that were were olddddd.  so I can just image the faces and the conversations watching these two girls with a small tripod in hand taking pic after pic of our feet.  HAHAHAHAH I found that amusing.   We then went back into town and picked up some more crap to bring home and then stayed up as long as we could before that sun kicked our ass and we had to pass out again.

the last day – we had a verrrry late flight home – it left around 6pm – so I got us a late check out until 4pm ( I mean seriously, if you can’t let Me stay an extra few hours because I paid – well agpayvictim paid – nearly $330 a night for this villa, you better let Me stay ! ) so we packed up our crap into our huge suitcases – I did a little video of the villa – located HERE – and then we hit the pool for the verrrry last day.  each day got in the 70s and sunny to partly sunny and considering the weeks before the trip, I would say we were really lucky to have such nice weather.  and then we got into a cab and went home to crappy stl.  it was raining as I got into the cab to go home.  and now we’re home !   

I was contemplating taking off by Myself before LoverBoy gets home from India, but I checked the weather and they are calling for rain. booooo.  so I decided not to.  I’m going back in March to visit family, so I just need to chill out on that ! lol.   I spent the bulk of YOUR money in transportation !  $70 for cab to and from STL airport.  then $100 to and from resort.  thats some bullshit.   lol We rode the little trolley system they have while we were there, it was great.  50 cents ! lol. 

I’ve made a four minute photo slide of MY perfect feet for NF, but its too big, and I need to compress it.  I guess I need to call in the peanut to help ME get this up so you losers can start clicking and paying !!! HAHHAHA – and a really special thank you to agpayvictim for stretchinggggg that budget for the resort and the airline tickets for GD and Myself.  it was our first girl trip together, and now we’ve decided to make it a yearly thing !  next year … cruise maybe ??!!! =)

Poolside bitch !

These Perfect Peds rule your brain !

So that’s that !  vacation over already.  whos funding the next one ?! HAHHAHAHA  you can always send ME travelocity gc’s !!  Get ME someplace amazing next year !

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Niteflirt Phone Lines

January 17, 2010

The Goddess Divine and Myself have arrived safely in Florida – and after an afternoon of sun and relaxation – we thought it would be FUN to let you losers eavesdrop in our Vacation – we could be doing ANYTHING – from just chatting, to laughing at you losers, sunning ourselves on the beach or the pool – but don’t think we will talk to you – its the IGNORE line. 

1-800-TO-FLIRT extention 04-11-483 - $9.99 a min

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Also, the BIG BOY line is on – We will put you on SPEAKER – and we will TALK  to you – humiliate you and laugh at you !!!  HAHAH This is a REAL treat bc I neverrr turn on My lines.

1-800-TO-FLIRT extention 04-11-468 – $19.99 a min

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 Also – since we will be spending our days poolside or on the beach – Ignore cam can be PAID for – you can be creepy and watch us lay in the sun – or stare at the bottom of our sandy perfect SOLES.  LUCKKKKY bitches.  Msg ME or GoddessDivine for info.

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Yahoo Messenger – xgoddessdivinex

GoddessDivines Niteflirt has been re approved ( for the losers who think she is new, she is not, she’s been around for years, but took some time off )  so give her a call on her Niteflirt line and introduce your lowly self.  $9.99 a min

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Hello Sunshine

January 16, 2010

I’ve finally finished everything I needed to have done before MY trip tomorrow with GoddessDivine !  We leave extremely early – 4am – ick !!!  I’m not going to complain though  because I’m excited to get out of this gray weather – it’s going to rain the first day we arrive, so we will amuse ourselves with lunch, maybe a spa treatment, some local shopping for all that gay ass crap we have been asked to come back with etc.  The days after that low really decent, mostly sunny and low 70′s.  I’ll take it !  I’m really excited to see this 2 bedroom/2bath villa we scored paid for by agpayvictim

I’ve been busy taking bacon bits to the cleaners.  I picked up a $2200 Western Union yesterday – and a $1000 Amazon GC – after I enticed him with My new smokkkkin hot pics that I took …. Mmmmmm delicious – and damage on My wishlist makes ME wet with Greed.  SO many yummy things !! and aussie admirer also keeps buying and buying so he got a reward vid too … AAA sent $400 Greendot yesterday and is wiggling around trying to juggle some of his bills for even MORE for Me even though property taxes are dueeee. hahahhaa.  uk pb has sent $120 in Amazon GCs and brian came out to tease ME to ask for  My email and then disappeared.  :: le sighhhh :: 

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I haven’t put up the PPV’s on Niteflirt yet, but I’ll get to that at some point – maybe if I have time, although I doubt I will. hehhee.  I’m just so busy raping cumdrippers and getting ready for MY trip.

I will have My IGNORE Niteflirt Line on while I am on holiday with GODDESS DIVINE.  Look for Twitter posts with the information !!!  I bet a bunch of you mouth breathers will be calling while WE lay poolside or in our villa enjoying our beachfront view while we LAUGH AT YOU.    and as a reminder for the slower bunch of you losers – if I’m mobile and you don’t have MY MONEY – then don’t msg Me – I’m on VACATIONNNNN so as long as you want to throw your $$$ at US -then WE are down, but if not, you will be ignoredddd.  and YES, tributes will and shall be DOUBLE since it’s DOUBLE DOMME FUN.   will also update this blog with the Niteflirt extentions when they will be on and up.

toodles.

Oh I almost forgot, that dumbass who sent Me a copy of his ID using snail mail ?  yeah – I got it.  it’s so lame. it expired in 1993 – and he actually tried to forge it to 2011.  wow.

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Twitter FAKE

January 10, 2010
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One week and counting …

January 10, 2010

… and of course …. there is a massive freeze in Florida – first one in 20 years.  lol. of courseeee.  I was watching CNN the other day, and iguana’s are falling out of trees ! ( alive of course, but still its THAT cold )  but now it looks like it will warm up this week and be in the 70′s by the time GoddessDivine and I get there.  It looks like it’s gonna be pretty cloudy – but I really do not care, it’s like 10 degrees here.  I haven’t even been out bc I can feeeeeel the cold wind coming thru My giant oldddd windows – I’ve sent LoverBoy to get all packages and to do MY errands, but I will have to brave the outside on Monday to pick up a pretty shiny $600 Western Union from bb !

I am still taking your $$$ for SPA Treatments while we are there – you might even get a mention … but probably not.  after all – according to lil gurl – I am a LAZY domme.  and now little shawn let ME know that I’m an amateur at money slavery =)  was this before or after I took your money ? LOLOL.   shawn has been msg’ing ME non stop alllll week – I detest needy losers.  begging for panties so he can wear them ( like they would fit – fat chance loser, I’m 107 lbs ) after consenting – he then tells Me he has a pill drug addiction – ok, first of all – drug addicts SUCK ( not talking about weed ) Im talking pills.  Now, I’m allll for manipulating losers to My will, but taking an addict is something I am SO not interested in – why ? because Im LAZY as already stated ( hehehe ) and don’t want to deal with someone that pathetic , so he was promptly released — I don’t really care what vices you have, but don’t make them a part of MY life … Ever.

wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:00:22 PM): i’m not as rich as your other subs i tried to tell you that
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:00:34 PM): please just throw away my id when you receive it
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:00:39 PM): ok
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:00:41 PM): i will look elsewhere
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:00:44 PM): ok
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:00:52 PM): bye pathetic drug addict.
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:01:05 PM): your not quite the caliber of Mistress i thought you were
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:01:16 PM): Yes, bc I dont take pill heads into My stable.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:01:18 PM): deal with it.
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:01:19 PM): i lied about that i wanted to see how you would react
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:01:28 PM): be accountable for your reactions.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:01:30 PM): of course you did.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:01:34 PM): that means you’re a liar.
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:01:35 PM): i get drug tested at work i cannot take that type of medication
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:01:41 PM): well – I guess I will be too then.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:01:44 PM): HAHAH
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:01:47 PM): BYE
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:01:51 PM): yes i’m a liar oh well
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:02:13 PM): yeah you won’t be singing that tune when you dont get your panties you freak.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:02:15 PM): HAHAHAH
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:02:24 PM): Yep – for sure you aren’t getting anything now.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:02:29 PM): =)
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:02:35 PM): i never would have
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:02:44 PM): thats your own belief.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:02:56 PM): Im done arguing with you.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:02:58 PM): go about your way.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:03:01 PM): buh bye
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:03:04 PM): your not quite the money domme i thought you were
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:03:10 PM): lol
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:03:13 PM): I dont care what you think.
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:03:34 PM): yep
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:03:36 PM): you’re a lying pillhead freak who lives alone by himself – lonely panty wearing nutbag.
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:03:45 PM): lol
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:04:18 PM): and your amateur
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:04:19 PM): You’ve been placed on auto ignore.
wolf 36 (1/10/2010 2:05:31 PM): waste of time and money see when i meet a nre domme thats my test to see how good she is at keeping a sub adicted. There would have been much more i did get an inheritance
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:05:32 PM): You’ve been placed on auto ignore.
TheAsianGoddess (1/10/2010 2:05:54 PM): You’ve been placed on auto ignore.

then about … oh I’d say 10  minutes later I get this email :

   I LOVE YOU MISS KAREN PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I’M SORRY PLEASE TAKE ME BACK DONT DO THIS. I’LL END MYSELF WITHOUT YOU I WILL I NEED YOU, I LOVE YOU MISS KAREN.    Miss Karen i need to lie in bed in your panties.

Yep – thats a REAL winner there.  he’ll be LUCKY if I decide to throw away his ID that he sent via snail mail bc he can’t figure out how a fucking scanner works.  idiot.  =)  I WIN, you lose.  also, nice spelling. 

In other news, aussie admirer once again has been shopping into January !  New bright red patent heels coming in, the cutessst casual dress from Guess? – some Nars blush that has been on MY wishlist foreverrrrrr !!!  LOVE IT. 

The beautiful damage on My wishlist has been rocking.  2378 items purchased – like 96 pages of purchased items.  CRAZY – and WELL deserved and of course …. I want MORE.   who’s getting a 4 carat diamond tennis bracelet ?  yeah .. thats ME.  =) Happy ass Goddess !!!!  that’s the way to start a week before I jet off to warmer temps !

Perfection.

KEEP IT COMING !!!!

It looks like Tuesday will be the day that I will be doing pics and videos – My time is pressed until then bc My LoverBoy is about to leave and I’ll be spending some time with him of course.  then its balls out with photos etc, and then packing time to get out of the cold.   Miss Me ? then PAY ME.

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Its the time of the season …

January 7, 2010

…. to get out of the cold weather !!!! I would loveeeee to take a tropical holiday next, but I’ll settle for the gulf shores in Florida until that comes to fruitition =)  I’m leaving in 10 short days with GoddessDivine.  We can’t wait to get out of the colddddd midwest.  So, you know what that means right ?  Of course you do – its time for you to stretcccccch those holiday dollars into MY trip.  hehehee.  There will be spa treatments for both of us, and we will be filming and taking MAD pics for you to drool, stroke and PAY.  ( most importantly PAY ! )  ALSO, as a bonus, I will be turning on MY Niteflirt lines while we PLAY and you PAY.   Ignore line – Cam ignore line – Double Domme foot destruction cam – and for the BIG whales – custom clips and Double Domme CAM.   see ? this is why I should go on vacation ALL the time. hehehehe.  :: RESERVE YOUR CAM TIME NOW ! ::

Two new boys have wandered into MY Empire – let’s see if they have the stuff to make it stick !  $400 from shawn and a little green dot from lil gurl.   shawn will be cashing in a small 401k – and I’m ONLY taking 10k for now – will be a few weeks before that hits – but I’ll be on this little turd to get on it asap. HAHAHA.  lil gurl seems to be all turned on by the prospect of ruination, but I can tell it will probably not work out – I can sense these things, but I will take all his money and ruin his marriage before its all said and done. ((EDIT – lil gurl is indeed a chicken.  can’t handle the heatlike a typical big talkin bitch ! ))  Bahahhahaha.  aussie oinkers sent $200 – and agvictim sent in a measly $100.  whatever, I’ll take that and wipe it with My Glorious Ass. HAHAHHA.  cameronlondon1 has given up his credit card details, so I’ll be raping him DRY this weekend – I think he fantasies about doin it with his step daughter.  SO fucking gross, so he will be punished for his icky gross behavior.  gross gross gross.  

I have to admit being a little run down after the holidays and My Birthmas and then I came home to a houseful until NYE – and I was So tired that I didn’t even really go out hard at all – had a lovely intimate dinner with My Loverboy and a few drinks, and that pretty much did Me in.  hehehe. I don’t drink very often bc I get so drunk so fast !!!  hehehehe.  I reallllly wanted to wear the Marciano dress that aussie admirer got ME – but it was soooooo cold – but believe ME minions, I will be wearing it out soon – its SO gorgeous ! 

I’m still waiting on MY ALONE time – seems there was a glitch with LoverBoys visa, so just waiting on that last piece of the puzzle and off he goes for a month into warm weather !  I’ll be jealous, but won’t care because I’ll be busy busy busy taking tons of photos to keep you turds addicted, dumb and controlled. hehehe.  I’m putting together a HUGE montage of photos for aussie admirer for all the GOOD work he did over My Birthmas !! even bingie will get a reward vid – Yes.  I AM amazing, its just finding the time to properly show off =) its comign soon boys.  soon. hehehehhee. 

I would also like to remind brian he owes ME $250 – No, I didn’t forget.  Yes, I know you avoid ME, and YES I will get what I am owed, and more ! =) it’s alllllllllll about patience, and I have a ton of that when it comes to ” waiting ” out the boys who think they can hide and I’ll forget.  FAT chance.  I’ll neverrrr forget what you promise, and I’ll never let YOU forget.  hehehee

FINALLY - a new printer.

I’m ashamed to say I havent taken photos of all that I recieved during My Birthmas month – but I think you get the general idea over the month of Dec that I banked, and I loved it – and that only wets My appetite for MORE in 2010.  let it  begin !!!!

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