I’m about to fly the skies !

It’s that time of year – time to get My beautiful butt back home to celebrate My Fabulous Birthday and Christmas.  I SHOULD be in bed right now getting My beauty rest, but I decided the minions needed to be reminded of this wonderful Birthmas season !!!!!

I hit 2316 items purchased on My Amazon wishlist for the Birthmas season – I’m sure there will be some more pressie purchased for My Birthmas, but I exceeded My goal of 2300 items by My Birthday.  Mostly thanks to My little email minion aussie admirer – who every day has sent at least ONE pressie !  Love this 12 days of Birthmas =)  I loveee these new Coach flats that I got today ! SO cute.  he’s picked up SO many pressies this month that even I have a hard time keeping track….more more more !

from My aussie admirer - they fit PERFECT

After a little mishap with the air parcel delivery people – I recieved My brand new 55 inch Samsung LED TV today !  Perfect timing – I haven’t even busted it out of the box yet, and don’t think I will be able to take a proper photo of this magnificent tv until I return from My holiday – but here’s the box !   Best pressie EVER — ok, not EVER, but best pressie all year for sure.   I’ve set My new 24 inch Sony Vaio desktop, and pretty much set on the new Sony Vaio laptop too.  WHAT A GREAT BIRTHMAS !

I deserve this and MORE

My GREEDdot has been filled all month !  bingie and AAA did some LOVELY damage to their checking accounts by running and getting ME whatever I want ! HAHAH.  I love this time of yearrrrrr =)  you minions should really try harder to make it THIS good every month !!!!!

Greed dot is amazing !

SO much more, sorry you didn’t get to read ALLLL about it in My last blog post. hehehe.  you are REALLY missing out on all the FUN – but then again – you ARE a loser, so you are pretty much used to it.  come on boys – join the Popular Crowd …. by PAYING !!!!!  

Finally – My Gucci sunglasses came from bingie – and it’s a good thing too, because My Chanels are being held hostage by the WeCar people !  isssssh, won’t get them back until after I come back from Home.  stupid.  But at least these made Me smile  – along finally with My full confirmation that My Gucci Large Sukey tote will be in My hands also when I return.  I have SO much to look forward to dont I ? YAY.

FINALLY these beauties arrive !

Come to Goddess ....

Yummmmy.   It’s not over yet – more to spend, more for TheAsianGoddess.  you minions still have 2 days to SHOP SHOP SHOP and SPEND SPEND SPEND.   YAY.  I’ve got another Amazon gc coming from peanut – I think he wants to show ME that he isn’t cheap or broke … so I’ll let all My readers and fans know if he REALLY is, I know all of My Twitter friends are always trying to figure out why I down on the little peanut….keep wondering, its none of ya business. hehehee =)  Today, I picked up another Western Union for $500 – and finally sold that 3k amazon gc for $2800 cold hard cash.  Loveeee that.  so I’d say you can the math, but this month has been excellent.  Strive for excellence you addicted fetish driven losersssss.  it’s the ONLY way you’ll EVER get My Attention !   I am STILL waiting on MY abercrombie order from dipshit – and it had better arrive tomo before I leave.  grrrrrr.  I ordered it Myself with a gift card, so why is it taking so long ?!

I’ve still got to pack tomorrow – bc I’m up late writing this brag blog.  So I’ll probably be out of touch in the morning getting thing together.  dumb bob picked up My $200 rental car fee.  thats robbery !!! and I’m out the door noon central time.  of course, I’ll be connected thru My blackberry, twitter, itouch and My netbook, so NO excuses … like ” oh Goddess, you weren’t online.  “  yeah – thats a bullshit excuse.  so don’t use it.     Do not pester Me with endless messages either.  I will assume that if you msg ME while I’m mobile – you are PAYING.  So save yourself embarassment if its just to annoy Me. =)

Bangs in a clip =)

Happy Birthmas to Me.  and Happy Holidays to you broke asses.