Archive for December 5th, 2009
The Birthmas Month
December 5, 2009Yes, it’s that time of year again … My Birthday Month – where every single day of December is a celebration of The Asian Goddess !!! Consider yourselves lucky because the wives loosen their grips on the credit card statements, and you get a high off of spending HARD for your Goddess AND it only comes around once a year – DOUBLE THE $$ LOADDDDD !!! little aussie admirer got ME this really lovely chunky sweater and OPI polish from the infamous wishlist – I can’t wait to get My hands on that sweater ! retardedknob got ME some new Rock and Republics, but I think they are going to be HUGE – I hope not because they are soooo cutttte. got My Burberry headband in – but oops, I cut My hair… lol. $200 from flufferbunny – $100 amazon gc from random loser, another tribute from obsessed while I slept, which I LOVEEE when that happens , and ftoy4ag sent $400 but he owes ME a lot more than that ! Oh and I had a few Niteflirt Tributes paid and PPVs sold that I had NO idea they sold. stupid new beta niteflirt. dumb bob sent $900 for FEES for his lateness. HAHHAHA suckerrrrrr and My aussie oinkers sent $100. YAY.
cockroach paid for My trip home to Michigan for the family festivities – and also put out almost $400 pair of the most delicious boots – I think he’s up to like $1200 for this week. SO addicted and last night asked Me for blackmail … hahha. seriously ? do you REALLY want to go down that road ??? you’d better do some thinking on that because it’s NO fantasy!
“cockroach: i would never ask You to do anything for me i’ll keep sending without anything in return.”
But My STAR loser this week is My little payvictim — at first I was going to take this trip alone to just relax – I’m not much of a drinker as most of My readers know – however, I thought it would be MUCH more fun if Goddess Divine came with Me so we could be all girl power and lay around the pool or the beach ALL DAMN DAY!!! so the research began — I had a list of things I HAD to have for mini holiday – including a balcony – and I got that and more – 3 balconies ! YAYYY. I got this reallllly awesome deal on a 2 bdrm/2bath beachfront villa with floor to ceiling windows and and panoramic views of the gulf and the bay !!! and who PAID for this ? well, it was NOT Me of course – it was payvictim – shelling out $1400 for just the hotel =) hell yeah !!! and now we’ve decided to take a GIRL ONLY trip at least once a year – I think next year we will try and hit up a cruise to the bahamas or St Thomas Virgin Islands, but scheduling conflicts kept us from that this time around - but no worries – there is always time to make MORE money for MORE holidays !!! So let Me be clear, a lot of your boys come to Me and say things like ” oh i can’t afford you and your relentless greed Goddess “ which IS true – but what turns ME on more is that after you spent spent spent and only have $23 left on your credit card – its not always about the amount – but the fact you are taking pain and hurt FOR Me so I can have the things I deserve —- thats HOT. period !!!! KUDOS to My boy !
I’ve also made My Twitter public again for this month – I will take it private again after My Birthmas, and then public again during our holiday, so enjoy it now lurkers….you know who you are – and you’re allllll dickholes !!! those who sneak on the list and I dont want them on it – gets BLOCKED and removed.
Speaking of Twitter, I’m sure you know that I’ve cut 8 inches off My hair this past week – it was a bittersweet decision ! Being THE Asian Goddess – I know that a lot of your nutbags identify with My long black Asian locks, and that it’s a mental picture you’ve had in your pea brains for as long as you can remember, and I’ve always banked because of My gorgeous hair – its been 10 years or so since I’ve had even medium length hair, so it’s a big change…. that I LOVE. I really do love it. its long enough where I can sleep and not wake up with a giant mushroom on the top ( I sleep hard ) and it’s long enough where I can put it in these cute ass pigtails ( think Asian school girl ! lol ) and half up and half down, so its all good, and if I really hate it – duhhh you’ll pay for extensions. the weekenders didnt even notice for 2 hours that it was gone – bc the front isnt THAT drastic I dont think … anyways, Im rambling …
New Hairrrrrr AND a Smile !
So – the Birthmas Month is starting off like FIRE !!!! I’ve still got some pressies for YOU to buy My family – including a Kindle and a Sony Reader that are both on My wishlist – so make it happen !!!
Who’s aching to get some new pics of ME ??? Get those wallet holes wet and ready thennnn. I really need to upload all the pressie pics … ugh .. next post – promise. bye bitches ! PS – BRIAN YOU OWE ME $250 .
