I’m going on vacation on Sunday ..

and completely forgot about it !!!  It’s been planned since May … time really really flies by in the summer !!!  So I leave early Sunday morning and return Saturday night late.  I’ll be mobile of course, and have My laptop with ME bc we will be driving – Road Trip !!!!!  Six days without your Goddess !! how EVER will you little minions deal ?!  by sending ME Vacation funds of courseeeeeee !!!  I’m going up north by Mackinaw for a few days and then head down to mid Michigan for a few and then back – not really MY idea of a vacation ( think – beach beach beach and pool and hotttt weather ) however, who likes to vacation in hot weather in the summer ?  I can just go outside for that nonsense !

The PantyHose Party pix have really been selling nicely.  I can’t complain – oh wait, yes I can !  BUY em up lurkers.  you won’t be disappointed – this I am sure. HAHHAH.   borrowedboy spent $800 just to get them.  hahah heheehee he’s so luckkkyyyyyy.  he’s a BROKE dick for once in his pathetic life – but I’m sure will get reloaded soon.  HA.   My hollywood sent $500 – but still owes ME $500 moreeeeeee !!!!  Also, hollywood, MY loverboys cell is DUE !!!   New agpayvictim ( renamed from piglet ) sent about $300 in the last week. HAHHA – which I spent almost as soon as it hit My email, and picked up a Coach wristlet, which will only be used when I take the dogs out for a walk and need a place for My keys. HA. italianloser got rammed and raped for $655 ( after he told ME his limit was $500 – HA puleeeese, there are no limits when it comes to TheAG ! )  So easy, a little leg and he’s totally MUSH.  I’ve got pics of him now a long with gf’s email !!!  Uh oh here comes trouble unless I get MY casssssssh.  hahhahaha teddie sent $80 for the PPV mailers as well.    got AAA for a little $100 which goes straight into MY pockets. HAHHAA.

It’s always interesting to see who’s not only pushing the PPV buttons for Niteflirt, but also who PAYS.  old boys come out of the wood work for a glimpse of The Asian Goddess =) and I loveeee it. ( hi gregy ! )  I’ve also gotten some really strange emails as of late.  one from some french dude, who would send Me an email in french, and then one in english – probably a translation software thing – but after a while, I would only get the ones in french, and if you think I’m going to get off My royal ass to try and have it translated, omg, you are So mistaken.  It also looks like andrew, whom I thought would be the next victim has run with his tail between his ass cheeks, lololol – he’s scared to ” disappoint ” Me.  too late dumbass.  I picked up the $400 Western Union from whiney.  he just can’t stay away.  completely addicted to misery.  whatever.  stupid asshole.  OH My newest boy ( hasn’t been named yet ) whom I’ve picked up off of Twitter sent $125 amazon GC !!!  HAHAHAH he’s recently asked ME what the WANK fee is and the Sex with my wife fee is. HAHHAAH he got his answer =)  let’s see how  much I can rack up with those =) hahahha hehehehee.   VACATION FUNDS ASAP bitch.  I want I want I want.  and of course, little brian sent $200 =) I’ve really got to make him another videooooo =) hehehehee.  it’s SO unfair for him. hehehehee. and let’s not forget about dragon and jack =) both have been jumping thru hoops on NF =) for ME. 

I can’t wait for MY new Gucci horsebit hobo bag =) I don’t think it’s going to get here in time though for when I leave on vacation, which makes ME totally annoyed.  speckofdirt can’t follow directions worth a shit, so that also cost him another $100 on top of My $1000 bag, for not getting faster shipping.  cha fucking ching.  

A Favorite Image.

tshirt/polka dot from paymaggot, black top from marky

Citizen of Humanity jeans and dvds from paymaggot, top from agpayvictim

agpayvictim bought. I forgot who the lipgloss is from =)

I’m so proud of Myself for taking pictures of the new gear I got this time around. LOL.  I’ve been so lazy that when I get something awesome, I’ve just been putting it up on My closet. LOL.  Aren’t you proud ? HAHHAHA.

Twitter - I love it, TOO much.  it actually makes ME lazy to write in this blog !!!  but I had a funny IM  - and I know you think I’m all ” sweet ” on twitter, and Twitter makes you think you can be familiar with ME – not so.  So when I announce things like – I got the new Wii resort sports from dumb bob – and then you bother to msg ME on yahoo and ask …… – how many games are on it ?  I AM NOT google.  you lazy twit.  

Remember – I’ll be GONE Sunday – Saturday – SEND Vacation tributes.  those who haven’t will be on MY shit list.  I’ll be spending YOUR money while I’m gone ( actually I spend it every day ! ) and having FUN.  =) bye for now bitches.