It’s hot and sticky in STL.  geez, summer is back.  I remember when I moved here – it was in the month of August, and I think the hottest day of the year, it was 103 without the heat index, that’s what I think of when I think of summers here.  sticky.  I do not know how people who work outside can function.  seriously.

I leave on Sunday morning for My road trip.  I’m not that excited about it – but I haven’t been up to Northern Michigan in a long while, and it’ll be nice to see Lake michigan again, the water is so clear you can see the sandy bottom – maybe I’ll go dune walking, haven’t done much of that since I was a kid, so on that aspect I can’t wait, and to see family – but the drive ?  UGHHHHH.  taking the 2 little dogs with Me, having the big dog boarded @ $40 a day.  wtf.  the good news is – the owner of the vet/grooming place will be taking Scout home every night and he will be able to roam free during the day and get two walks in, he’s a nervous anxious dog, so I hope that helps ease his little crazy dog brain.  kitty stays home with PrincessKelly at My Loft.  that’s a lot of stupid work for six days if you ask Me. 

If you’ve been putting in MY domain – theasiangoddess.net into your search engine – and coming up with “website cancelled ” that is not the case.  I’ve pushed My domain to a different hosting company – and its being held up with the usual issues.  I’m currently just waiting for the old registar to accept the transfer, and if it dosen’t accept, it will auto accept after five days !  so look out for new changes to the blogsite bc I’m going to be hosting with a company who does wordpress hosting as well, so I’ll be playing with that when I return from vacation.  So for now, you lazy twits have to put in the wordpress blog URL to get your updates, although I do believe this is the last entry I’ll write before I leave anyways.   YAY !

I got a new victim this week – his name is bartypays.  he’s already totally obsessed with Me – but who isn’t really ? right ? HAHHAHA.  he’s been jumping thru hoops for his Adorable Goddess ( thats Me bitches ) – however, he promised ME more last night while I was eating with friends, and only came up with half of what I demanded and what he BEGGED for, so now he’s going to pay even harder.  I’ve removed him from MY yahoo group so he can’t worship ME until ALL demands are MET ! HAHHAHAH but in three days here is the run down …. new Coach handbag, Coach shoes,  Dior sunglasses, Steve Madden slouch boots, and Steve Madden adorableeeeee sandals, ( and I won’t be able to pick them up until I get back. BOOO ) that I wish were avaliable in black for My tiny petite size 5.5 feet !!!!  HAHAH more more more bitch – oh yeah, there IS more.  first day cash tribute was $ 520 - then another $ 230 - THEN the loser sent $300 and $100 amazon gc’s, and finally he sent another $150 last night while I was out and about with My friends.  I’m still waiting on another $300 though bitchface, so get to it, or you will NEVER get back into the yahoo group ! HHAHAHHA. OH and I almost forgot he also paid a pretty hefty electric bill of $250.   I also recieved agpaymaggots weekly tribute, although it was really pathetic, but I’ll take it AND spend it. HAHHAHA.   I got a few more Niteflirt PPV’s paid – not much after they take out their cut, but it’s all MONEY for MEEEEE =)  hahah ehheheee.  I also talking to MY hollywood, and he’s sending the other $500 on Monday while I’m on vacation – he knows who owns his ass !!! =)  hot hot hot.

bartypays also wants to give hollywood a run for top spot !!! hahah fat chance, he’s already complaining I’m draining him too fast, but then I let up on his loser ass, and he begs for even MORE draining and destruction. HAHHAHAHHA you boys are so f’ing hilarious at times.

bartypays explaining why MY money wasn’t in My account this morning when I woke up ….

bartypays: i give You all i can You know i can’t resist
bartpays: there is no one like You
bartpays: losing You is like dying
bartpays: i don’t lie to You otherwise i wouldn’t give You so much in such little days
bartpays: please believe me

pathetic much ?!  hahhaha Yeah, I’ll get MY tribute and MORE on top of that.  I promise you bitch.  you are NOTHING without ME.  My Gucci bag from dirtball isn’t here yet – but I think it’s a knockoff.  LAME.  so I’ll return it and pocket the cash.  I hate fake shit.  BLAH.  I DID get My Coach HUGE ass wristlet, much bigger than I thought it was gonna be – it’s supposed to be a medium !!!! and dragon sent 2 pairs of cuban hose ! what a lovely surprise ! =) hehehehee.

I’ve got some things that I need to mail before I leave – used boots to Sweden, a book to Turkey – and need to return those citizen of humanity jeans because for some reason I had agpaymaggot buy the 26′s.  can you say HUGE ?  and they are SO cute.  so mad I can’t wear them on vaca.  booooo.  I hope I get those things out in the mail, but I’m unsure how motivated I am to do that. HAHHAHA.  so cross your fingers minions.

Reminder – I will be mobile on My blackberry – I will be updating Twitter - however, be aware that typing while on My blackberry and having long conversations is ANNOYING !! so keep it short and just keep sending ME your hard earned cash – its MINE – you’ll make more anyways to give Me. HAHHAHA.