Archive for April 22nd, 2009

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It’s Earth Day !

April 22, 2009

Take care of our Planet !! Turn your shit off when it’s not in use, go out and get the super efficient lightbulbs ( even one can make a great difference in numbers ) recycle your shit !  you losers can help ME be more green by scooping up the recycling containers, re usable grocery bags and the eco water containers from My Amazon wishlist!  Open your windows instead of the A/C – get a plant, WALK instead of drive – do something GREAT for our Planet today. 

Happy Earth Day !

Happy Earth Day !

I will be out today enjoying our Earth by going to the Caverns to be a tourist.  Don’t worry losers, I’ll be using the WeCar, which is a Toyota Prius to get around today :D I may even hit the mall to finally return some jeans from A&F :D
and BTW -  I just got done with a four hour servicing from My LoverBoy.  Oh how I love to be Me.  g’nite !
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April showers brings out the addicted ….

April 22, 2009

The weather gets nice and the pets come out in FULL force !!!  The drunk, the lonely, the addicted, the cucks — you all fall—directly at My Perfectly pedicured FEET :D    I can’t say I blame you – and as many of you will agree  - I AM wonderfully addictive !   I’ve got mad updates to feed to you losers !  It all sounds like a broken record at times I’m sure – but hey, who gives a crap ?!

I’ve recieved all the purchased items from theclap from last week – ahhhhh- I so adore expediated shipping !!!! :D   Here are some of the highlight photos

Wow – that’s a lot of stuff – which took Me to 2000 Items Purchased :D   I’m now up to 2028 !  That is just amazing !  Good job to the pets who adore and spoil !!!!  
My victimofag saw a little wiggle of My toes, and taken to the bank for another $250 :D he is sooo easy to control with MY petite feet and expensive heels — begging and pleading to see My Beloved feet as I just demand more — ah the reward of obeying Goddess got him some cam foot time.  L U C K Y !!!!  My little bandit has been falling all over himself with drunken yahoo messages, the booze does the talking for him … and another $700 cash was deposited !!!  his little part time work is done and his earnings were spent between MsHelena and Myself, but am proud of his spring time spending on Myself  !!! hahahhahah !!!   My tommy sent $275 to his Perfect Princess, little tommy can be somewhat of a slut if I’m not around … but in general has been My longest running toy ( four years +)- when his schooling finally finishes, the doctor salary will be promptly deposited every pay day !!!! :D :D:D.  My probie sent $235 in Amazon.com gift certificates as well – this probie is learning what addiction really is … he just can’t help himself and just constantly sends a stream of GC’s while we chat….and when the Victimmaker CAM is on – he just turns into a MUSHY probie !!!  We’ve set a goal for him to save to get ME My new sofa sectional !!!  I can’t waitttttttttt !  I’ve had My current sofa about three years, and I can barely stand to sit or lay on it – it used to be sooooo nice and pretty, serves Me right though for buying ( or rather eddie ) a CREAM leather sofa.  Its now a dingy beige, and no amount of cleaning will do the trick, I even used the COACH cleaner and conditioner for handbags ( a verrrrry long time ago I used to manage a Coach store ) nope – nothing works – maybe I can get it reupholstered, which I guess would be more green …. I wonder if its worth the cost ?!   Find out for Me bitches !!! :D   AAA sent $100 Greendot today and picked up a new webcam for Me … of course, we both know he did it for totally selfish reasons, but hey, I can dig it ! :D   again, The Victimmaker CAM makes ALL My bitches weak and spend !  AAA goes into total subspace !!!  we’ve just started his orgasm denial training !!! HAHAHHAHAHA cold showers commence !!!!!!
theclap went shopping AGAIN on My wishlist, and these are the items I’m expecting – this was a punishment abuse for being the little shitbag troublemaker that he is — MsHelena and I can’t wait for the next double teaming…you are SO gonna get it !!!!! :D    punishment Cash cost ? $1200 – he was abused like the wallet he is :D
  • CHANEL sunglasses $ 380
  • Obey Jacket $65
  • Diesel panties $35
  • Free People shorts $36
  • Free People cardigan $125
  • Marciano jeans $125
  • Joe’s Jeans $158
  • Marciano tank $20
  • Madden black flats $60
  • Madden silver flats $60

What other shopping was done ?!  probie purchases include

  • Juicy Couture cargo track pants ( they havent had My size in FOREVER on amazon )
  • Pilates dvd and small ball
  • Smashbox bronzing primer
  • Fiberwig mascara (Ladies, this stuff is AWESOME )
  • Black ankle socks

Even dumb bob got in on the action and bought

  • ‘ 82 raglan top
  • American Eagle halter
  • 2 bikinis from Victoria Secret
  • VS black panties
  • VS plunge dress/coverup
  • pant and top hangers

like I said earlier — Spring fever brings out the FREAKS, and WE are reaping the rewards !!! :D   hahhaahha !  I’ve got a verrrry busy day tomorrow, I’ll be playing tourist and hitting the caves for some spurlunking – I’ll be mobile – so either say something worthwhile and not waste O/our time !!!!  

and don’t forget to follow ME on TWITTER !!!!!!!   and if you haven’t already, you should download tweetdeck - it’s a much better way of RT tweets :D   whewwwwwww – FINALLY done – now I’m off to sex up My LoverBoy !  Be jealous